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March 24, 2010

ADVISORY TO MOTORISTS OF LINCOLNSHIRE

Do not tailgate.

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(Thanks to Siouxie)

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Wow, that is some kinda buttsplosion!


I know Suz! Reminded me of THIS.

" . . . equivalent to a firearm . . ."

More like equivalent to a fire-arse!

Yo Tengo Taco Bell!

Meanwhile, I avoid hiring plumbers that wear ties and have flames bursting from their rears.

Any other dangerous and obnoxious things we can rig up motorbikes to do... like make ear-splitting noises, drive like bats out of hell and weave in and out of traffic ? No, wait...

He did this to a moped? We call those 'liquor cycles' around here. Looks to me like he's eaten at Taco Bell one too many times this week.

"Fire in the hole!!"

Step away from the bean burritos, dude.

Push a potato in there and talk about a lethal spud gun.

OK, now I need one for my bike for when this bozo tailgates me in the bike-only lane.

Padraig,

That's a good idea. Only I want one for my car for tailgaters. I gave up riding bicycles when I was in college and got hit by a car.

This young man has a short but exciting future. We can expect him to create a real bang. Very quickly, he will be everywhere.

"Furze. Colin Furze."

Doesn't quite have the same ring....

Ought to deter tailgaters...

there's a boffin on his way to getting an asbo.

I was wondering where the Indians were testing their new chili bombs.

Kristina: See this.

We won't . . .

Methane is indeed volatile. Poof, poof, poof!

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