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March 20, 2010


Don't jog.

(Thanks to Ralph)


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I'd take on kangaroos any day, but in the USA I heard that joggers can be killed by flying aircraft.


I worry more about parachuting dogs and Special Forces bears.

This is exactly why I don't jog. You just never know.

I'm sure he deserved it.

Seems as if the Aussies might need a bit of help with their math/conversion talents ... the article sez it wuz a "two meter" ("metre?") animal, and also claims it wuz a "nine foot" specimen ...

Oh ... mebbe the Aussies' feet are metric?

I told you: TIE 'IM DOWN, SPORT!!!

cause4hope? Go away and take Christina with you.
----------------------------------------> Door.
Please let it hit you on the way out.

We won't . . .

"My initial thought when I was half awake was: it's a lunatic ninja coming through the window," he said at the time.

I guess ninja attacks are a problem in Oz, too. Second only to ninja kangaroos.

cindy, it's like a blog obstacle course. Enjoy the challenge.

People knew this about kangaroos 50 years ago. Why do we have to keep learning the same lessons over and over again. Has no one ever watched any Tom and Jerry cartoons in which a kangaroo beat the crap out of Tom? That was 1940s I think.

The Texas solution:

Concealed carry.

Problem solved.

Sh!t like that never happens to me when I'm home sittin' on the couch.

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