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Naked Woman Tied To Tree In Tacoma Park Not A Problem
(Thanks to B'game)
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March 03, 2010
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I wouldn't have a problem with it.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves (aka Brian D.) | March 03, 2010 at 03:10 PM
That bark burn's gonna itch.
Posted by: bonmot | March 03, 2010 at 03:11 PM
Maybe the police should have let the child air traffic controller do the interview. He might have gotten the "bottom" of it. Just sayin..........
Posted by: PeeJay | March 03, 2010 at 03:12 PM
Apparently, I've had a very misguided idea of what tree-hugging is.
Posted by: Lairbo | March 03, 2010 at 03:13 PM
Well...if you're into that sort of thing. No problem.
Kinda embarrassing though.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 03, 2010 at 03:15 PM
Whole different kind o' woodie.
Posted by: bonmot | March 03, 2010 at 03:16 PM
consensual rendezvous
Definitely AGNFARB.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 03, 2010 at 03:19 PM
As if it would be a problem in Miami Beach.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 03, 2010 at 03:19 PM
NWTTTITPNAP
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 03, 2010 at 03:21 PM
Oh. Diferent Takoma Park.
Well, it would probably be OK in MD, too. Bit chilly though.
Posted by: wiredog | March 03, 2010 at 03:22 PM
So did the entire police department respond? And I wonder if they hung around long.
Posted by: Braniff | March 03, 2010 at 03:34 PM
um, so is public nudity and sexual intercourse like legal? like to do it in public?
i gotta see about getting some things expunged...
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 03, 2010 at 03:37 PM
Must have been some picnic. My sympathy on the poison ivy problem.
Posted by: Steve | March 03, 2010 at 03:51 PM
I'll bet it was a pussy willow.
Posted by: bonmot | March 03, 2010 at 03:56 PM
She "could go all night like a lumberjack."
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 03, 2010 at 04:32 PM
When I read that "[s]everal police officers responded to a 911 report of a naked woman tied to a tree....", what was brought to mind was a scene from the X-Files episode "First Person Shooter" where Scully & Mulder have to pass through the crowd of cops congregated in the narrow hallway outside the police station interrogation room just to catch a glimpse each time the door opened of the scantily clad young woman, Jade Blue Afterglow
Posted by: X-Fan | March 03, 2010 at 05:07 PM
Lol, mud.
Posted by: NotSherly | March 03, 2010 at 06:00 PM
Of course it's not a problem. this is Washington State we're talking about for heaven's sake.
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | March 04, 2010 at 01:34 AM
Let me guess - they were trying out for the Master Baiters.
Posted by: Zeitgeist | March 04, 2010 at 11:21 AM
What kind of journalism doesn't include photos?
Posted by: Mazarlarry | March 04, 2010 at 02:44 PM