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March 03, 2010

ABSOLUTELY-NOT-SOMETHING-WE-COULD-MAKE-UP HEADLINE OF THE DAY SO FAR

Naked Woman Tied To Tree In Tacoma Park Not A Problem

(Thanks to B'game)

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I wouldn't have a problem with it.

That bark burn's gonna itch.

Maybe the police should have let the child air traffic controller do the interview. He might have gotten the "bottom" of it. Just sayin..........

Apparently, I've had a very misguided idea of what tree-hugging is.

Well...if you're into that sort of thing. No problem.

Kinda embarrassing though.

Whole different kind o' woodie.

consensual rendezvous

Definitely AGNFARB.

As if it would be a problem in Miami Beach.

NWTTTITPNAP

Oh. Diferent Takoma Park.

Well, it would probably be OK in MD, too. Bit chilly though.

So did the entire police department respond? And I wonder if they hung around long.

um, so is public nudity and sexual intercourse like legal? like to do it in public?

i gotta see about getting some things expunged...

Must have been some picnic. My sympathy on the poison ivy problem.

I'll bet it was a pussy willow.

When I read that "[s]everal police officers responded to a 911 report of a naked woman tied to a tree....", what was brought to mind was a scene from the X-Files episode "First Person Shooter" where Scully & Mulder have to pass through the crowd of cops congregated in the narrow hallway outside the police station interrogation room just to catch a glimpse each time the door opened of the scantily clad young woman, Jade Blue Afterglow

Lol, mud.

Of course it's not a problem. this is Washington State we're talking about for heaven's sake.

Let me guess - they were trying out for the Master Baiters.

What kind of journalism doesn't include photos?

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