TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

Save The Cheeses

(Thanks to LeDud)

Comments

[queensbee]

i feel a bit peckish myself..

http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/cheese.htm

(its the cheese shop bit)

[bonmot]

A woman with a skin condition was ordered to take a milk bath.

The milkman asked her, "Do you want it pastuerized?"

She replied, "No, just up to my chin."

[Punkin]

We have a friend in cheeses.

[queensbee]

there is actually a website out there called Cheeses of Nazareth.. i wouldnt make that up

[Meanie the Blue]

No whey!

[Meanie the Blue]

Surrender is emmenthaler.

[Braniff]

No more Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

[Braniff]

Dang it queensbee, you beat me to the cheese sketch.

[Steve Haller]

Scandalo!

[Siouxie]

Well I'll bedam!

[wiredog]

We are the world!
We are the cheesiest!

[Amber]

Is there some sort of Cheese Preserve where they could run free and breed? Where the slaughter and harvest of the cheeses would be illegal?

Now I'm really concerned.....

[Steve Haller]

For Punkin

[padraig the cheesehead]

YEAH! Save the cheeses!

Oh wait, FRENCH cheese? Pah. Never mind.

[ken in jax]

For Queensbee, et al Cheeses of Nazareth The Documentary

[Meanie the Blue]

The Lord works in mysterious wheys.

[DaninIA]

Hey what a coincidence. I’m going here this weekend for specialty cheese! My better half’s Grandfather was a Cheese maker and started this place!

http://www.bellacurella.com/page.htm?pg=info

Still haven’t learned the linky thing.

[bonmot]

Why buy the cow when you can rennet?

[Horace LaBadie]

"I wear the cheese. It does not wear me."

[Surrounded by 'em]

the very essence of Frenchness

Maybe that's what got the guy thrown off the airplane...

[Steve Haller]

And by the way benefit concerts aren't always the answer...

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Endangered Fromage WBAGNFARB

[Layzeeboy]

Benefit concert? That would be a gouda cause.

[Steve Haller]

OT

Someone in Texas really took out his frustration at the IRS. He took out part of a building too. Check the videos...

/OT

[Steve]

All together, now: "Cheese eating surrender ..........!"
I love cheeses. I've eaten some that even my daughter's dogs wouldn't try. And they eat poop.

[queensbee]

thank you for that cheeses of nazareth video. i will of course, be getting in the handbasket now. but that was hysterical.

[DaninIA]

SNORT@Steve
My Dogs love all kinds of Cheese!

[Doby Mick]

Some good lines in the story.
'homogenization of the global palate'
'churns out just a handful of blockbuster varieties'
You know, I didn't realise that Blockbuster did cheese, other than most of their movies.

[Tash]

Down to only 3,000 fromageries? I'd better get busy...

It's sad to see all of the specialty shops and restaurants losing out in Europe... who will want to get on a plane to go to Le WallM@rt?

[Siouxie]

Sacre Bleucheese!

[queensbee]

quell FRomage..., er, domage.

[nursecindy]

Tash, I get enough of Le WallM@rt here in the US.

[trustf8]

Cheeses love me
This I know
For my waistline
Tells me so.
Provolone can do no wrong,
Muenster mild & blue cheese strong.
Yes, cheeses love me!
Sooooooo Fond-ue of me.
All taste so lovely!
It's grater than you know.

[Siouxie]

*snork* @ tf8!

Got the handbasket ready. You bring the cheezus...I'll bring the wine.

[bonmot]

Siouxie -- your socks are blue?

And *snork* @ trustf8!

[Guin]

Steve H - "There were indications that Mr. Stack, 53, ...had conflicts with the I.R.S."

Ya think?

[trustf8]

Aaaah, siouxie...

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread and thou...'
Hey, lord! Look at us now!
Don't forget the beer & cheese
We're a-headin' down south
to do as we please ;)

[queensbee]

what about those little round crackers.... i'm gettin in the handbasket now, yes.
snorks at you trustf8...

[nursecindy]

My handbasket stock is really going up!

[mikey]

Cheeses Saves.

[nursecindy]

Speaking of cheesie, anyone heard from Meanie the Blue today? I hope he's not sick or anything.

[bonmot]

Omelette that one pass . . .

[insomniac]

How can you govern a country which has two hundred and forty-six varieties of cheese? Charles de Gaulle

gettin' easier all the time, chuck...

[Mr Death]

All we are saaaaa-aying
Is give peas a chance...

Sorry, wrong thread.

[Siouxie]

ok..who cut the cheese?

[Just Ducky]

OT

Steve & Guin, the building that was hit by the plane-wielding pilot was only about 5 miles down the road from my house. All the Duckys are fine, thankfully, but it's been a heck of a day here.

/OT

[Meanie the Blue]

Blessed are the cheesemakers, for they shall be call-----

[nursecindy]

Oh good. Meanie is okay.

[Guin]

Whoa! Glad all the ducklings are fine, JD!

[Just Ducky]

Thanks, Guin. Me, too. Austin is usually such a friendly place to be; it's hard to believe it happened here.

[nursecindy]

I just heard about this JD. I'm glad everyone is okay and all your little ducklings are in a row and safe. I've been mad about my taxes before but never to that extreme! I have found that no matter how mad you get, you still have to pay them. Those nice people at the IRS told me so.

[Siouxie]

Duckness!! SOooooooooo glad you're all ok! I don't blame anyone for being mad at the IRS for having to pay their taxes (some in Congress seem to "forget" to do it every once in a while), but not to this extreme. Unfortunately, we gotta pay. We deal with the IRS ALL the time and most agents are not evil...just doing their job.

[Siouxie]

BOT

Anyone for fried blue cheese? (poor Meanie)

[Just Ducky]

Thanks, cindy & Siouxie! I don't blame the guy for being angry, either; we as business owners have our own IRS horror stories, but going postal (taxal?) isn't the way to deal with the problem.

I like fried mozzarella sticks, myself. With marinara sauce. Yummm.

[Cheesewiz]

There will always be cheesew(h)iz