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February 13, 2010

SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON

Sacramento City Hall has a problem with pooping crows. (They opened for Anatomy-Boosting Underpants.)

(Thanks to Ralph)

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If it's anything like Kentucky, they've mistaken Starlings for Crows. I've never seen a flock of Crows large enough to cause a significant poop problem. Starlings can make you change your walking route to avoid trees where they nest. Also, you can smell them when you come into sight. Sort of like the perfume store in the mall.
Is there a distress call that can be played to drive away perfume stores?

I think that was a problem with the late Strom Thurmond IYKWIM.

Just wait 'til Dumbo shows up.

When is Predatory Bird Sounds new album coming out ?

Raptor Rapture. On iTunes. Of course it could have been the Eagles.

We had a similar problem in Shelby with seagulls of all things. We're 5 hours from the coast. They put some plastic owls on top of the buildings downtown. Now they're all at Walmart and the mall. They love McDonalds french fries and Chic-Fil-A.

Take 5000 of the 100,000 Burmese pythons in FL and put them ontop of the building. Problem solved.

Gulls love Walmart parking lots. I don't know why. It must have something to do with evolution.

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