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(Thanks to nursecindy)

For the record: This blog votes for "My Baby Does The Hanky Panky."

Comments

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

What about DiVinyl's I Touch Myself or Frankie Goes to Hollywood's Relax?

[Guin]

If we are talking about bad "sexiest" songs, I nominate Donna Summers' "Love to Love You Baby"?

[Hammond Rye]

Where is "Why don't we get drunk and screw?" by Jimmy Buffett? This contest was rigged!

[Meanie the Blue]

Respectfully submitted: Tube Steak Boogie, ZZ Top.

[ken in jax]

Curse you Nursecindy! Now I will have that song in my head for the rest of the day.

[Hammond Rye]

Then there's "Pearl Necklace," also by ZZ Top.

[ken in jax]

Oh and I would have gone with "My Ding a Ling" by Chuck Berry.

[Meanie the Blue]

I am very surprised to see that Dave did not vote for Louie, Louie.

[nursecindy]

I am not responsible for any earworms my submission may cause. I warned Dave about those when I sent this in.
♫ Let's get physical, physical,
I wanna get physical, let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk,
Your body talk, let me hear your body talk ♫
I liked Jimmy Buffet's song until I heard it about 1000 times one summer when I was at the beach. The band knew 2 songs. That one and 'Cheesburgers In Paradise'. My camper was right next to where they sang. Every night. Until 2 a.m.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Cherry Pie by Warrant.
Love Stinks by J Giles.

[Steve Haller]

He wuz robbed...

[padraig]

"Summer in New England"

just kiddin'...

[Meanie the Blue]

See Me, Feel Me ?

[Hammond Rye]

*Loads shotgun*

Padraig, let's go for a walk.

[nursecindy]

Hammie, I'll grab Steve H. and go with you and padraig. I'll bring my new drill.
They also forgot 'Every Breath You Take' and 'You Light Up My Life'.

[Steve Haller]

Hey, don't look at me, my idea of romantic music is Wagner's Liebesnacht or the love scene from Berlioz's Romeo and Juliet, not this stuff ...!

[Pannus]

I voted for....

"Afternoon delight" by The Starland Band

[Ralph]

Puff the Magic Dragon.

[Meanie the Blue]

Somehow, they overlooked this (NSFW!).

*Hands sr. citizen ticket to driver*

[NotSherly]

I nominate this.*

*(No one but Steve Haller should click on this link.)

[bonmot]

Spinal Tap: "Lick My Love Pump". In the "saddest of all keys."

[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months.
Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

[wiredog]

Big Bottom
Big Bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em!

[bonmot]

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo . . .

I'm gonna sink her with my pink torpedo!

[insomniac]

i can't hear that song without thinking of this...

[queensbee]

what - afternoon delight didnt get nominated?

[tw]

MC Hammer - "It's Hammer Time"
'nuff said

[ken in jax]

and what about Pimp Juice by Nelly

[abbie normal]

How about "Why don't we do it in the road?" The worst Beatles song ever.

[Merri Lee]

What? No 2 Live Crew? "Face Down, @$$ Up" is soooo romantic

[Amber]

What about "Hanky Panky" by Madonna instead of "Like a Virgin"?

Seriously....

[Siouxie]

I Like Big Butts...?? no?

hmm k...

[Braniff]

Cherry Hill Park
by Billy Joe Royal:

"Now in the daytime Mary Hill was a teaser
Come the night she was such a pleaser
Mary Hill was such a thrill after dark, in Cherry Hill Park"

[bonmot]

Aerosmith: Big Ten Inch Record.

[Loudmouth]

Sad comment: I liked Afternoon Delight, Donna Summer and Captain & Tenille back in the 70s. In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida? Lay, Lady, Lay.

[Clankazoid]

Bogus. " Muskrat Love " didn't even make the top ten.

[nursecindy]

One of my favorite songs, I ashamed to say, is Squeezebox by The Who.
♬ Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home
He never gets no rest
Because she's playing all night
And the music's alright
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night ♬

[Chris]

In all seriousness, "Let's Get it On" at number five? What? These people are on crack.

cl

[Siouxie]

Has this one been mentioned??

"Sexual Healing"

[bonmot]

Hey, the "saddest of all keys" was a clue in the Sunday NYTimes crossword puzzle. And the answer in fact was "dminor".

[MOTW]

Good one, NC.

Muskrat Suzy ... Muskrat Sam.

[Weezer's Sister]

The sexiest song of the 20th century has to be "The Lemon Song" by Led Zep:

"...squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg."

Who could resist such a passionate plea?

[basketball shoes shop]

Maybe it was used gum, and she got a little blow on it when she chewed it. It could happen to anyone, especially with a nose that size. A nasal blizzard onto her mouth.