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February 16, 2010


(Thanks to nursecindy)

For the record: This blog votes for "My Baby Does The Hanky Panky."


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What about DiVinyl's I Touch Myself or Frankie Goes to Hollywood's Relax?

If we are talking about bad "sexiest" songs, I nominate Donna Summers' "Love to Love You Baby"?

Where is "Why don't we get drunk and screw?" by Jimmy Buffett? This contest was rigged!

Respectfully submitted: Tube Steak Boogie, ZZ Top.

Curse you Nursecindy! Now I will have that song in my head for the rest of the day.

Then there's "Pearl Necklace," also by ZZ Top.

Oh and I would have gone with "My Ding a Ling" by Chuck Berry.

I am very surprised to see that Dave did not vote for Louie, Louie.

I am not responsible for any earworms my submission may cause. I warned Dave about those when I sent this in.
Let's get physical, physical,
I wanna get physical, let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk,
Your body talk, let me hear your body talk

I liked Jimmy Buffet's song until I heard it about 1000 times one summer when I was at the beach. The band knew 2 songs. That one and 'Cheesburgers In Paradise'. My camper was right next to where they sang. Every night. Until 2 a.m.

Cherry Pie by Warrant.
Love Stinks by J Giles.

He wuz robbed...

"Summer in New England"

just kiddin'...

See Me, Feel Me ?

*Loads shotgun*

Padraig, let's go for a walk.

Hammie, I'll grab Steve H. and go with you and padraig. I'll bring my new drill.
They also forgot 'Every Breath You Take' and 'You Light Up My Life'.

Hey, don't look at me, my idea of romantic music is Wagner's Liebesnacht or the love scene from Berlioz's Romeo and Juliet, not this stuff ...!

I voted for....

"Afternoon delight" by The Starland Band

Puff the Magic Dragon.

Somehow, they overlooked this (NSFW!).

*Hands sr. citizen ticket to driver*

I nominate this.*

*(No one but Steve Haller should click on this link.)

Spinal Tap: "Lick My Love Pump". In the "saddest of all keys."

[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months.
Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

Big Bottom
Big Bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em!

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo . . .

I'm gonna sink her with my pink torpedo!

i can't hear that song without thinking of this...

what - afternoon delight didnt get nominated?

MC Hammer - "It's Hammer Time"
'nuff said

and what about Pimp Juice by Nelly

How about "Why don't we do it in the road?" The worst Beatles song ever.

What? No 2 Live Crew? "Face Down, @$$ Up" is soooo romantic

What about "Hanky Panky" by Madonna instead of "Like a Virgin"?


I Like Big Butts...?? no?

hmm k...

Cherry Hill Park
by Billy Joe Royal:

"Now in the daytime Mary Hill was a teaser
Come the night she was such a pleaser
Mary Hill was such a thrill after dark, in Cherry Hill Park"

Aerosmith: Big Ten Inch Record.

Sad comment: I liked Afternoon Delight, Donna Summer and Captain & Tenille back in the 70s. In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida? Lay, Lady, Lay.

Bogus. " Muskrat Love " didn't even make the top ten.

One of my favorite songs, I ashamed to say, is Squeezebox by The Who.
♬ Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home
He never gets no rest
Because she's playing all night
And the music's alright
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night ♬

In all seriousness, "Let's Get it On" at number five? What? These people are on crack.


Has this one been mentioned??

"Sexual Healing"

Hey, the "saddest of all keys" was a clue in the Sunday NYTimes crossword puzzle. And the answer in fact was "dminor".

Good one, NC.

Muskrat Suzy ... Muskrat Sam.

The sexiest song of the 20th century has to be "The Lemon Song" by Led Zep:

"...squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg."

Who could resist such a passionate plea?

Maybe it was used gum, and she got a little blow on it when she chewed it. It could happen to anyone, especially with a nose that size. A nasal blizzard onto her mouth.

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