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February 16, 2010

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Police arrest woman covered in Jell-O, drunk

(Thanks to Jeff Renner)

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"The officer had to conduct sobriety tests while the woman was still seated in the vehicle because he determined she was without other clothes and would not be safe outdoors in the 20-degree weather."

Polizie: What is that orange-colored substance?
Femina: Jello.
Polizie: You are drunk.
Femina: Si.

Where's the mug shot? How am I supposed to know if I am outraged by this without a mug shot.

If I had to count the times I woke up drunk, wearing a bikini, and covered in jello...

Ummm, Never mind.

JELLO SHOTS!!!


*WAVES* @ Hammie!!!

Also:

The officer had to conduct sobriety tests while the woman was still seated in the vehicle because he determined she was stuck to the seat.

There's always rum for Jell-O.

"Ok, I'll go with you officer, just let me get my whipped cream thong."

Any pictures Hammie? ☺

"By Art Aisner, Special Writer"

Heck of a specialty you got there Art...

Drunk, half naked women covered in jello.... ah I miss college.....

I wonder which jiggled more.

drunk? ya think?

(Male) City Editor at the News Desk: "Send our best photographer to the Police Station....NOW!!!"

Bill Cosby could not be reached for comment.

Perhaps she had just watched Demolition Man...

I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? - Edgar Friendly

Demonstration Olympic sport in two years. Why not, There's womens beach volleyball.

^?

She said she also took a prescription painkiller earlier in the day due to menstrual cramps.

OK lady, you get a pass.

Didn't she think driving around Michigan in February wearing nothing but a bikini would get her noticed?

Never mind, I retract that.

The Chevy Lumina explains everything.

I bet she works in a hospital. Hospitals buy jello by the tanker load on the theory that all sick and injured people love the stuff.
I hate jello.

Mom?

Steve, green, hospital jello makes everything all better. Especially if the cook is feeling frisky and puts some pear pieces in it. So eat your jello or I will have to give you a shot.

Nursecindy brings the story full circle -- a pair jiggling in jello!

The cops nabbed her in a booby trap.

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