INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
Police arrest woman covered in Jell-O, drunk
(Thanks to Jeff Renner)
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February 16, 2010
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"The officer had to conduct sobriety tests while the woman was still seated in the vehicle because he determined she was without other clothes and would not be safe outdoors in the 20-degree weather."
Polizie: What is that orange-colored substance?
Femina: Jello.
Polizie: You are drunk.
Femina: Si.
Posted by: Guin | February 16, 2010 at 01:28 PM
Where's the mug shot? How am I supposed to know if I am outraged by this without a mug shot.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 16, 2010 at 01:28 PM
If I had to count the times I woke up drunk, wearing a bikini, and covered in jello...
Ummm, Never mind.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | February 16, 2010 at 01:30 PM
JELLO SHOTS!!!
*WAVES* @ Hammie!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 16, 2010 at 01:31 PM
Also:
The officer had to conduct sobriety tests while the woman was still seated in the vehicle because he determined she was stuck to the seat.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 16, 2010 at 01:31 PM
There's always rum for Jell-O.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 16, 2010 at 01:37 PM
"Ok, I'll go with you officer, just let me get my whipped cream thong."
Posted by: MartiniShark | February 16, 2010 at 01:43 PM
Any pictures Hammie? ☺
Posted by: nursecindy | February 16, 2010 at 01:50 PM
"By Art Aisner, Special Writer"
Heck of a specialty you got there Art...
Posted by: padraig | February 16, 2010 at 01:50 PM
Drunk, half naked women covered in jello.... ah I miss college.....
Posted by: Will | February 16, 2010 at 02:09 PM
I wonder which jiggled more.
Posted by: bonmot | February 16, 2010 at 02:13 PM
drunk? ya think?
Posted by: queensbee | February 16, 2010 at 02:20 PM
(Male) City Editor at the News Desk: "Send our best photographer to the Police Station....NOW!!!"
Posted by: tw | February 16, 2010 at 02:29 PM
Bill Cosby could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: Lairbo | February 16, 2010 at 02:46 PM
Perhaps she had just watched Demolition Man...
I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? - Edgar Friendly
Posted by: ken in jax | February 16, 2010 at 03:26 PM
Demonstration Olympic sport in two years. Why not, There's womens beach volleyball.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 16, 2010 at 05:38 PM
^?
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 16, 2010 at 05:40 PM
She said she also took a prescription painkiller earlier in the day due to menstrual cramps.
OK lady, you get a pass.
Didn't she think driving around Michigan in February wearing nothing but a bikini would get her noticed?
Never mind, I retract that.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 16, 2010 at 06:00 PM
The Chevy Lumina explains everything.
Posted by: Clankazoid | February 16, 2010 at 07:57 PM
I bet she works in a hospital. Hospitals buy jello by the tanker load on the theory that all sick and injured people love the stuff.
I hate jello.
Posted by: Steve | February 16, 2010 at 09:50 PM
Mom?
Posted by: Vampire penguin | February 16, 2010 at 09:55 PM
Steve, green, hospital jello makes everything all better. Especially if the cook is feeling frisky and puts some pear pieces in it. So eat your jello or I will have to give you a shot.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 16, 2010 at 10:26 PM
Nursecindy brings the story full circle -- a pair jiggling in jello!
Posted by: bonmot | February 17, 2010 at 10:47 AM
The cops nabbed her in a booby trap.
Posted by: Mazarlarry | February 17, 2010 at 12:56 PM