IF YOU'RE HAVING A HEART ATTACK IN SWITZERLAND...

...head for a brothel.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Comments

[fivver]

Now that's taking safe sex to the extreme.

[Meanie the Blue]

*Snork!* @ "head for a brothel"

[Steve Haller]

Coming soon: the "Hello Kitty" defibrillator

...from the same people who brought you this...

[Allen at Division]

Who would have thought that the climaxial shouting you would hear at a brothel would be "CLEAR!"

[wiredog]

Can I head there if I'm not having a heart attack?

[Jeff Meyerson]

Now that's what I call public service!

[Horace LaBadie]

Replacing the usual cattle prod in many establishments.

[Steve Haller]

So the customer might yell "Tase me, bro" ... ?

[Steve]

I've never been to a brothel. I had no idea they were so exciting. Maybe my wife will let me go?
(Something tells me that I'm not THAT well insured).

[queensbee]

at least until they get paid... then.......

[insomniac]

"we'll make you see God, but if you don't want to meet Him just yet (considering you're dying in a brothel and all)... you might want out 'going towards the light' special..."

"you get: a girl with a basic understanding of human anatomy, all the v**gr* you can handle, and should all our 'good faith' efforts fail, we'll dress your corpse, put it out front, and tell everyone you slipped on the sidewalk!"

[Siouxie]

Not a happy ending...

[bonmot]

Defibrillators even a "lay person" can use . . .

*snork*

[Jeff Meyerson]

*snork* at insomniac's 'explanation'

[Braniff]

Isn't nurse-patient the plot of most XXX movies? Or so I've heard.

[bonmot]

Where's a nurse on this blog when you need one . . .?

[Will]

Wait... if I'm 85 years old and in a brothel, that last thing I want to have happen if I have a heart attack is to pass out having sex and wake up surrounded by doctors and nurses and having tubes stuck in me.. These people don't get it. If I'm having a heart attack while having sex, my doctor is just as likely to tell me not to have sex anymore... see? Still dead!

....Where's that "Do Not Resuscitate" order..? I want a conditional clause!

[DaninIA]

Yep Will I agree. It would be best to just go out in the saddle!

[Steve Haller]

Yes, I love those Viagra commercials that urge you to ask your doctor whether you're healthy enough to have sex...

[LeDud]

I see TV movie/series on this. Sort of a combination of "ER" and "CSI Las Vegas" and "Best Little ***house in Texas".

[nursecindy]

Did somebody call for a nurse? Steve, I don't know your wife but I think I can safely speak for her by saying no. You may not go to a brothel.

[Mazarlarry]

I see potential for a Simpsons episode.

[wiredog]

What if it's this brothel?

[Steve Haller]

Steve, ask your wife if she'll let you watch "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" on Showtime. Since it stars Billie Piper, maybe you could just say you're doing research on The Doctor's "companions"...

[Layzeeboy]

Shock it to me, baby.

[nursecindy]

Anybody else noticing a pattern here with Allen at Division's posts? Must be a coincidence.

[Phrenetic]

I was going to make a comment on how 'talented' the staff must be for this to keep happening, but that would be tasteless.

[Horace LaBadie]

Will health insurance now cover brothels as primary care facilities?

[Will]

Phrenetic:"I was going to make a comment on how 'talented' the staff must be for this to keep happening, but that would be tasteless."

yes... utterly tasteless, and I wouldn't do anything like quote and copy you to draw attention to...

er... oops.

[bonmot]

Looks like they got you coming and going . . .

[Ralph]

In Italy they call the police.

[Carlton]

People at risk of having a heart attack should never go to a brothel in the first place. You don't want to be caught dying in the middle of the action, do you?