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Will this be the first 24-hour-long movie??? Or will they give us the Reader's Digest Condensed Version?
Posted by: tw | February 10, 2010 at 08:13 AM
Didn't Constricted An@s open for Carrie Underwood?
So to speak.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 10, 2010 at 08:13 AM
Good-bye depression, hello constipation.
Posted by: NotSherly | February 10, 2010 at 08:25 AM
Andy Warhol made 25-hour long movie back in the '60s. Also an 8-hour movie of the Empire State Building, which has a better plot than most seasons of "24."
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | February 10, 2010 at 08:38 AM
The Empire State Building is also a better actor than most of the cast of 24, Horace.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 10, 2010 at 09:22 AM
However will Dave blog this?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 10, 2010 at 09:26 AM
Cheeswiz I was thinking the same thing. The Amazing Steve has got his work cut out for him but I have every confidence he will rise to the occasion.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 10, 2010 at 09:30 AM
"Anus and the Busy Sphincters" WBAGNFARB
Posted by: bonmot | February 10, 2010 at 09:57 AM
What makes these stories 'related'?
Jack Ass productions
Posted by: trustf8 | February 10, 2010 at 10:17 AM
What is 24 in metric?
Also, you could definitely get a bad case of malarkey from all that clenching.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 10, 2010 at 10:46 AM
Jack always makes my butt pucker.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 10, 2010 at 11:02 AM
Well, that kills off most of the suspense for this season of "24," at least concerning whether or not Jack survives. Not that there was much doubt of that, anyway. Stabbed in the gut? Renee just gave Jack another weapon. Torture? That's Jack's idea of fun.
I guess all we have to look forward to is the ultimate fate of Dana and her ex-boyfriend, or ex-meth ring, or whatever.
Just shoot me now.
Posted by: Wes S. | February 10, 2010 at 11:17 AM
The movie is set in Europe because of Jack's flawless German accent.
Posted by: Mike | February 10, 2010 at 12:04 PM
1. The WDG is assured a job. maybe even credits.
2. Making 24 hours fit in 2 would be a VAST improvement. No time for dialog or side plots.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 10, 2010 at 01:25 PM