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Texas Police Blotter: Drunk Man 'Running from Chupacabra'
(Thanks to Chuck Cody, who saw Drunk Chupacabra open for Blue Oyster Cult)
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February 16, 2010
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I'm surprised a drunk man could pronounce "chupacabra"!
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | February 16, 2010 at 09:13 PM
"Sir.. What was chasing you?"
"Shubakibble"
"What?"
"Soobookaaba!"
"What?"
"Sobit...ah Shoo... er... Damn.. a reeely big gerrrbil!"
Posted by: Will | February 16, 2010 at 09:32 PM
I got chased by a Chupacabra once. No, wait. That was my neighbor's idiot dog. Nice dog but, boy, is he dumb.
Posted by: Steve | February 16, 2010 at 09:42 PM
♪ I can't stop tequila-in'
Deep inside o' me
Chupacabra chupacabra... ♫
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 16, 2010 at 10:02 PM
Richard that was my first thought! GMTA. This story would have been more exciting if a drunk Chupacabra was chasing a sober man.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 16, 2010 at 10:22 PM
That was supposed to be Jackson BRowne's followup to "Running on Empty."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 17, 2010 at 08:16 AM
*snork* @ Will.
And you may fire when ready, Gridley.
Posted by: bonmot | February 17, 2010 at 10:25 AM
It could have been worse. He could have been chased by a drunk one of these.
Posted by: bonmot | February 17, 2010 at 10:34 AM