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February 16, 2010

ALCOHOL ETC.

Texas Police Blotter: Drunk Man 'Running from Chupacabra'

(Thanks to Chuck Cody, who saw Drunk Chupacabra open for Blue Oyster Cult)

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I'm surprised a drunk man could pronounce "chupacabra"!

"Sir.. What was chasing you?"

"Shubakibble"

"What?"

"Soobookaaba!"

"What?"

"Sobit...ah Shoo... er... Damn.. a reeely big gerrrbil!"

I got chased by a Chupacabra once. No, wait. That was my neighbor's idiot dog. Nice dog but, boy, is he dumb.

♪ I can't stop tequila-in'
Deep inside o' me
Chupacabra chupacabra...

Richard that was my first thought! GMTA. This story would have been more exciting if a drunk Chupacabra was chasing a sober man.

That was supposed to be Jackson BRowne's followup to "Running on Empty."

*snork* @ Will.

And you may fire when ready, Gridley.

It could have been worse. He could have been chased by a drunk one of these.

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