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February 01, 2010

24

Here is where we stand:

Renee, with the help of the cooperative Ziya, has convinced the Russian mob that she has a buyer for the lethal nuclear uranium rods of death. The buyer is of course Jack, wearing a disguise.

The Russian mobster son who got careless with the rods, Oleg, was taken by his brother to get medical care from a doctor, who will no doubt be rewarded for his cooperation.

In other subplot action, highly qualified CTU agent Dana Walsh is being blackmailed by her ex-boyfriend Kevin.  Meanwhile President Woman President, Generic Islamic Republic President Sham, and the officers of CTU are all like blah blah blah international crisis blah blah blah extremely urgent blah blah blah.

Edgar is still dead.

Advisory: My wife, who has bizarre priorities and thus values human interaction above watching 24, scheduled a dinner engagement for us this evening. I made her promise that we'll be home by 9, but sometimes her scheduling is a little off, so I may be a few minutes late. Feel free to start without me. And of course be sure to stay tuned in the comments after the show for the amazing recap by The Amazing Steve.

Meanwhile, here's a poll:

What do you think will happen in the subplot involving Agent Walsh and her despicable boyfriend Kevin?
He will kill her.
She will kill him, ideally by using a uranium rod as a suppository.
Chloe will kill them both.
I don't care, as long as they keep showing Agent Walsh.
Like maybe she could go swimming, if you catch our drift.
Montpelier.
  
pollcode.com free polls


UPDATE: OK, I am here. But I will be honest: They were selling beer at the restaurant.

UPDATE: I'm gathering I didn't miss much.

UPDATE: Are there any commercials that are NOT for Geico?

UPDATE: Why do the Republic of the Generic Republic of Islam Republic people speak English when they are just generically hanging out with each other?

UPDATE:  He in fact DID stare at Chloe's ass as she walked away.

UPDATE: Kevin's van was provided by Central Redneck Van Casting.

UPDATE: Renee wears her communications device in the shower!

UPDATE: Renee is going dark, if you catch our drift.

UPDATE: The Russians also prefer to speak English, except for "Da." ("Yo.")

UPDATE: I barely recognized Jack in the glasses.

UPDATE: I'm thinking I could have had several more beers.

UPDATE: It is not clear whether Renee and Vladimir did It or not. But if they did, It was rapid.

UPDATE: The Russians need to agree on an accent.

UPDATE: He's dead, Jim.

UPDATE: "I am pulling you out." Heheheheheh.

UPDATE: Take it, The Amazing Steve.

REMINDER

Tonight at 9 p.m. Eastern Digit Removal Time. Be here, or be a Mousketeer.

AND FLORIDA WILL GIVE THEM DRIVERS' LICENSES

(Thanks to The Perts)

CAREER OPPORTUNITY

This is being handed out at the University of Miami:

Wienermobile
 

RADIO UPDATE

POLITICAL UPDATE FROM DOWN UNDER

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SOON, ALL OF OUR FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS WILL BE GONE

Lawmaker wants to ban 'Ex-Lax' fish

Key Fact: Native Hawaiians called the fish Maku'u or exploding intestines.

We saw Exploding Intestines open for the Ramones.

(Thanks to Gregg Geil)

FATHER'S DAY IS COMING

(Thanks to Barb)
 
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