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January 18, 2010

WHY WE LOVE GUYS

Guys are rational.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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but did they have stars on thars ?

and at eleven," 'green eggs and ham'" on menu at local denny's, dozens injured."

'You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes
You can steer yourself, any direction you choose.'

"Minor stab wounds"? What was he stabbed with, a pencil?

One stab.

Two stab.

Red stab.

Blue stab.

Reminds me of my favorite Dr. Seuss book.

If I want to take your life
I will stab you with my knife
If I think you need a stun
I will shoot you with my gun
If I invite you for luncheon
I will beat you with a truncheon.

Is it safe to assume that more happened in this stroy than happened last night on 24?

Two Gophers were walking the walks of St. Cloud,
And i it happened to happen they both were too proud.
The South-walking Gopher was always Southbound.
And he never went anywhere that took him around.

And North-walking Gopher was always Northbound.
He stared straight ahead, and never stared 'round.

Head-on they met: Neither would flinch.
And neither would budge, not even an inch.

Then the North-Going Gopher puffed his chest up with pride.
“I never,” he said, “take a step to one side.
And I’ll prove to you that I won’t change my ways
If I have to keep standing here fifty-nine days!”

“And I’ll prove to YOU,” said the South-Going Gopher way loud,
“That I can stand here in the street of St.Cloud
For fifty-nine years! For I live by a rule
That I learned as a boy back in South-Going School.
Never budge! That’s my rule. Never budge in the least!
Not an inch to the west! Not an inch to the east!
I’ll stay here, not budging! I can and I will
If it makes you and me and the whole world stand still!”

And, well...
The world didn't stop, if it did it would starve.
So they took out their knives, one another to carve
And they carved, and they carved, until they both found,
They had carved one another right down to the ground.

Bravo, Horace!

So it was sort of like Dr. Seuss except it wasn't?

*flicks Bic to Horace*

So if South had gone North,
and North- South, went forth,
Then True 'Go'-fers,
Not Loafers,
They'd be.

Carved gophers is tasty!

Civilization is on the edge in MN....

So, he'd been stabbed several times......
and didn't actually notice until the argument was over?

Am I the only one who thinks that's odd?

Steve, he would have KILLED in the ratings if it wasn't for those pesky kids.

In the excitement, injury can be overlooked. I was once in a karate match. When I sat down, I noticed that one finger was twisted in an unnatural direction. Looking back on it, the injury happened in the first 10 seconds of the match and I didn't notice until it was over.
That said, dumb asses!

Shoddy journalism - who won?

In Italy, no one ever gives way on those tiny sidewalks. After stepping down into the street a gazillion times, I said, "they think it's fine to keep going, what if we keep going?" Bam. How they deal with this with each other, as opposed to tourists,remains a mystery. But this does explain some driving habits.

Incredible Horace L. and Loudmouth ! Or do I have to say snorks ? (s because plural)

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