THOSE MORONS. EVERYBODY KNOWS IT COMES FROM SUPERMARKETS.
(Thanks to Ralph)
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January 22, 2010
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Bacon comes from Heaven.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 22, 2010 at 09:56 AM
Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you
saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about
bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Posted by: insomniac | January 22, 2010 at 10:04 AM
LOL insom. Love that one.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 22, 2010 at 10:20 AM
You know Leetie is banging her head on the table over this one.
Wait; oats don't grow on trees? Amazing.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 22, 2010 at 10:23 AM
I know where green cheese comes from.
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 22, 2010 at 10:25 AM
The BBC is one reason the Brits are confused.
Posted by: Ralph | January 22, 2010 at 10:51 AM
Of course oats don't grow on trees. They grow on shrubs.
Anybody knows that.
Posted by: Wahooligan | January 22, 2010 at 10:52 AM
And hamburgers come from McDonalds.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 22, 2010 at 01:57 PM
I came here to ask if anyone remembered seeing the "Spaghetti tree" show. I can remember being confused by that but I was young at the time.
Posted by: Steve | January 22, 2010 at 04:49 PM
Mama, he doesn't eat meat.
No worry, I make him lamb.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 22, 2010 at 10:45 PM
I've eaten British bacon. Trust me, it DOES taste like sheep.
Posted by: Bernard Scooper | January 23, 2010 at 12:00 AM
I remember the "spaghetti tree" film clip. It was a harvest/festival/travel news clip. I was young too but caught on when my dad starting laughing. My guess is Ernie Kovacs ??????
Posted by: bmb | January 23, 2010 at 12:11 PM
steve: See my 10:51 AM link.
Posted by: Ralph | January 23, 2010 at 01:55 PM
Steve, That was fantastic. Even more deadpan than the ONION ususally is. I'd love to see the average US high school watch this. I'd guess 75% would think it real (if their attention span lasts that long)
Posted by: bmb | January 23, 2010 at 02:03 PM
Did anyone watch the TLC show "One Big Happy Family?" It was about a morbidly obese family trying to lose weight. Anyway they all went to the supermarket, and the wife is looking for fresh spinach. Her husband says spinach comes out of a can. When she showed him fresh spinach, he said it looked like a bush. At 41, he swore spinach came out of a can
Posted by: Merri Lee | January 23, 2010 at 08:06 PM