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January 29, 2010

THIS JUST IN FROM KUALA LUMPUR

(Thanks to trustf8)

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"Wan Abdul Bari Wan Abdul Khalid "
Obi Wan Wan, we need your help.

Women are safe in Brickfields again.

oh, the thought...

*crosses legs*

Ok, one can steal it? Is it being kept in evidence somewhere? Won't it get lonely? These are important questions.

"Keep your damn hands off my Kuala Lumpur!"

If they keep it in evidence to long will it heal up and hair over?

credit card and passport, maybe, but laptop? Ouch!

I can't wait until the iPad is included in these stories.

Good thing my snatch is alarmed.

*BEEEEEPPP!!!*

Jeff!

BFF, I've got a padlock on my snatch.

rut roh...the blog...it be broked again.

and i've got the key... (in barry white voice)

"report from a 26-year-old woman, who was robbed off her laptop, credit card, passport and RM200"

So her snatch was a model RM200? Is that the turbo?

"believed to be responsible for at least 20 snatch thefts"
If they tried that in South Florida they'd get machete'ed.

"RM200" = "Only Real Men 200 millimeters or more need apply"

padraig - Yes, it's turbo - with the optional "Spinning Blades of Death", I believe.

Ladies:
That what you get for walking around Kuala Bare

( Donald Trump's eyes go wide and grabs top of head with both hands )

It's gonna be a heck of monologue when court testimony is needed.

Blog broken? Can't get to the blow up doll link.

NTTAWT.

I've heard of tearing off a piece, but...

Why are they stealing Cheerios?

The webpage cannot be found
HTTP 404
Most likely causes:
•There might be a typing error in the address.
•If you clicked on a link, it may be out of date.

What you can try:
Retype the address.

Go back to the previous page.

Go to and look for the information you want.

WTF???



And we all have such incredibly insightful things to say about that life-saving inflatable doll, too. I for one am ready to burst, I am so full of pent-up insights.

I wanted to remind Siouxie that Mr. Yang is single.

People say that you're no good,
But I wouldn't cut you loose, baby, if I could.
"THE WEBSITE CANNOT BE FOUND",
Baby, Im too far gone to turn around.
Oh, if only you would make up your mind,
Take me where you go, you're leaving me behind.
Blog's got those come and go blues,
Lord, you got those some and go blues,
Yes, you do, oh and you got me feelin like a fool.

(thanks to bonmot on the-post-that-can't-be-found)


(oh, & greg allman, too)

Regarding poor Mr. Yang in that blogpost that apparently is better padlocked than Siouxie's coochie: You truly can't take it with you.

(Padlocks? Alarms? Gosh, this whole body-piercing thing has just gone too far...)

;)

Ain't got
No way on, babe
Lord, we just can't get on that thread
Ain't got
No way on, babe
Lord, we just can't get on that thread
But there's a post up there
Might be your Bot
I don't know

Oh, you got us stuck here, Typepad
On the second post
If we get through next time
We won't use
TypePad no mo'
So raise your firewall, baby
And we can let the comments flow

'cause there's a post up there
Might be your Bot
I don't know

'cause there's a post up there
Might be your Bot
I don't know

'cause there's a post up there
Lord, just might happen to be your Bot
Lord, it just a-might be your Bot
Oh, baby I just don't know

FYI - the s.b. has been informed and she is currently not in Miami. She tried to feex it but apparently, the blog gods do not take kindly to machete warnings or oosik beatings.

Could be a virus. Now there are 3 threads affected.

*sprays blog with Raid™*

*Can't .... help .. being ... drawn ..... into space-time-blog continuum singularity warp vortex...*

Testimony from the victims will be referred to as the Vagina Monologues.

How many times
Must a blog-ger click
Before he can see-ee a site?

And how many times
Will that Yang make me sick
Before he gets suicide right?

The answer, my friends,
Is blowin' like Jessicas' wind,
The answer is blowin' like her wind.

CJ - wouldn't wanna snatch your comment butt...

It's gonna be a heck of monologue when court testimony is needed.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2010 at 10:36 AM

I know this is going to post twice so I will *SMACK* the bot at this time.

CJ - Wouldn't wanna snatch your comment butt...

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It's gonna be a heck of monologue when court testimony is needed.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2010 at 10:36 AM

hah!

FLOG the BLOG!!!

I hope the blog is fixed before Monday night. It would just be too much not to be able to blog during our favorite show, 24. The writing is so insightful, the plot is so riveting, and it is so action packed.. Now if the blog is suddenly fixed we'll know that the writers of 24 are behind this.

*snatches Sio's stool (ewwwww), before she sits down*

I knew it! Now you can get on the blow up doll comments section.

Not anymore LOL

It's a double *snork* @ punkin day!

It seems to move from thread to thread. This one wasn't working a minute ago, now it is.

I found the same thing, Jeff.

Random access blog.

Chase the active thread.

It's alive!!!

Looks like my mother-in-law, from behind, walkin' down the hall . . .

Or a sack 'o cats, headin' for the river . . .

That is cool, MtB.

Very nice mtb! *SMACKS* bonmot.

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