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January 25, 2010

POLICE EMERGENCY OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Clearwater woman called 911 saying she was tired of her husband

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Matt Filar)

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And......?

"Take him away, fellas! And pick up those socks on your way out!"

Now, where is my box o' wine and the remote?

Exactly. What's your point?

I like the way you think, BFF!!!

The point is...call a hitman, not 911.

". . . plus he would not evenn get his lazy ass up to call you guys, I had to dial the number MYSELF!!

(OT - Sharkie, did you see the concert pics and vids?)
/OT

*SMACKS* Jeff! duh...I have a machete....remember??

Shouldn't she have called Waste Disposal Services?

Y'all are missing the point here. She got herself FIREFIGHTERS! Thrice.

is there a law against being tired of your husband? isnt that what they are there for? good grief.

"How can I miss you if you never go away . . .?"

"Johnston was arrested in 2008 on the same charge. She pleaded no contest and was fined $375, according to court records."

think they'll go a little stiffer on her this time?

What did she want them to do, taze him? I suppose it would have made him more interesting.
I've certainly suspected that having a tazer would liven things up.

Anyone see the weeping iron in the next story on the page? Our father who art wrinkled in heaven...

I'm not sure, but wouldn't it be simpler to buy some muffins or something and bring them by the firehouse?

I didn't know there was a number to call...

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