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January 30, 2010

LEHIGH VALLEY SPORTS UPDATE

For his saving the life of "Pig Pig" though mouth-to-snout resuscitation, Jeff Olson will receive an IronPigs care package -- consisting of an IronPigs sweatshirt, a bottle of Listerine and tube of ChapStick -- along with an offer for free IronPigs tickets for him and his wife any time they are in the Lehigh Valley.

(Thanks to Marge Carlson)

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No bacon?

I guess he heard about pork and sex. (psssst..dude...you're supposed to eat it)

The side-bar ad for "Kill bad breath" was appropriate.

I always thought curing a ham meant something else.

Siouxie, that's exactly what I was thinking.

WTFBBQ. That sucklings.

Ah, but was it bacon-flavor lip balm? I got one thrown in with my order of bacon salt and bacon mayonnaise, but haven't tried it yet.

Naturally, he won't be including any of this in his " Match.com " bio.

Why not, Clank?? Nothing says "sexy" to us gals like a man who has sucked pig face.

How would you know Siouxie unless you asked for a resume?

This used to be our local AAA team, until they moved to LV and we got the Yankees a few years ago. They're the Phillies affiliate. LV was known for its steel production (Bethlehem Steel was there) and the workers were known as iron pigs.

Your public service inofrmation for the day.

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