HANDS-FREE CALLING
A man superglues his phone to his ear.
(Thaks to silverstone and Jeff Meyerson)
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January 25, 2010
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ear-replaceable!
Posted by: bonmot | January 25, 2010 at 10:11 AM
BRILLIANT!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2010 at 10:13 AM
I know, I love this guy, Siouxie.
"I realised I didn't want to see myself going to a doctor to put my ear back on after I chopped it off.
"So I used a spoon."
Brilliant indeed.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 25, 2010 at 10:19 AM
Well, they've got EyePhones, so why not?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2010 at 10:20 AM
What's that? I can't hear you. I've got a cell phone glued to my ear.
Posted by: Lairbo | January 25, 2010 at 10:53 AM
I'm a former ER nurse. Once took care of a guy who "accidently" superglued his penis shut.
Posted by: Hope Neikirk | January 25, 2010 at 11:02 AM
In this case, brain-free calling.
*faints at Hope's comment. Still, it might have been best to leave it that way*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2010 at 11:18 AM
I had several cases in the ER involving men's wee-wees and superglue. Usually the glue was applied by a scorned woman. Which should be a lesson to men. Don't keep superglue in the house! You know you just never hear about women doing stupid things like gluing their ears to a phone.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 25, 2010 at 11:33 AM
Don't you just hate it when you reach for the antibiotic tube and grab superglue by mistake?
Yes, we too thought this was a Lorena Bobbit type story. That highway was closed for weeks.
Posted by: Hope N. | January 25, 2010 at 11:42 AM
in the related article link at the bottom there's this excellent use of english
"Hubby told me not to even bother with undies and only put a singlet on ... well I almost did that, but then thought 'hell no, if we got into a prang I didn't want the ambos finding me with no undies on"
Posted by: chuck | January 25, 2010 at 12:36 PM
> geezer alert <
Anybody remember Erma Bombeck talking about getting caught in an accident with raggy underwear?
Posted by: MOTW | January 25, 2010 at 01:03 PM
That reminds me, I've been meaning to learn how to work the speaker phone feature on my phone for some time now...
Posted by: padraig | January 25, 2010 at 01:31 PM
I once got glue on my fingers, but I knew enough to read the bottle and have the nail polish remover ready beforehand. Clumsy not stupid.
Posted by: Elon | January 25, 2010 at 01:57 PM
Why didn't you just use a spoon, Elon?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2010 at 02:01 PM
Elon, what's your favorite nail polish color??
Just wonderin'
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2010 at 02:18 PM
Let me just add NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2010 at 02:18 PM
SEN. FOGHORN: " ...And that's why I'm introducing this legislation to require an IQ test before the purchase of an automobile, a cell phone and superglue. "
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 25, 2010 at 02:36 PM
Can you ear me now?
Posted by: Guin | January 25, 2010 at 03:39 PM
I read the comments before I read the article and for a minute, I thought the guy cut off his ear. Wow, was I relieved to find out that he just glued his phone to his ear.
Posted by: Kristina L. | January 25, 2010 at 11:05 PM