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January 25, 2010

HANDS-FREE CALLING

A man superglues his phone to his ear.

(Thaks to silverstone and Jeff Meyerson)

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ear-replaceable!

BRILLIANT!

I know, I love this guy, Siouxie.

"I realised I didn't want to see myself going to a doctor to put my ear back on after I chopped it off.

"So I used a spoon."

Brilliant indeed.

Well, they've got EyePhones, so why not?

What's that? I can't hear you. I've got a cell phone glued to my ear.

I'm a former ER nurse. Once took care of a guy who "accidently" superglued his penis shut.

In this case, brain-free calling.

*faints at Hope's comment. Still, it might have been best to leave it that way*

I had several cases in the ER involving men's wee-wees and superglue. Usually the glue was applied by a scorned woman. Which should be a lesson to men. Don't keep superglue in the house! You know you just never hear about women doing stupid things like gluing their ears to a phone.

Don't you just hate it when you reach for the antibiotic tube and grab superglue by mistake?
Yes, we too thought this was a Lorena Bobbit type story. That highway was closed for weeks.

in the related article link at the bottom there's this excellent use of english

"Hubby told me not to even bother with undies and only put a singlet on ... well I almost did that, but then thought 'hell no, if we got into a prang I didn't want the ambos finding me with no undies on"

> geezer alert <
Anybody remember Erma Bombeck talking about getting caught in an accident with raggy underwear?

That reminds me, I've been meaning to learn how to work the speaker phone feature on my phone for some time now...

I once got glue on my fingers, but I knew enough to read the bottle and have the nail polish remover ready beforehand. Clumsy not stupid.

Why didn't you just use a spoon, Elon?

Elon, what's your favorite nail polish color??

Just wonderin'

Let me just add NTTAWWT.

SEN. FOGHORN: " ...And that's why I'm introducing this legislation to require an IQ test before the purchase of an automobile, a cell phone and superglue. "

Can you ear me now?

I read the comments before I read the article and for a minute, I thought the guy cut off his ear. Wow, was I relieved to find out that he just glued his phone to his ear.

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