DAMMIT
These people are out of their freaking minds. They'd better watch their backs.¹
(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
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January 19, 2010
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Or, they could have just asked
any guy with a hot wifeme.Posted by: WriterDude | January 19, 2010 at 01:35 PM
This could explain why Siouxie took up the machete.
Posted by: padraig | January 19, 2010 at 01:36 PM
A possible explanation for e-agent Freckles' use of the Dual Saw in foreplay.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 19, 2010 at 01:37 PM
Thank you, pad ;-)
I'd take back my *SMACK* but I know how much you enjoy it.
It's not easy being beautimous. *sigh*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 19, 2010 at 01:43 PM
Grrrrrrrrrr!
(I'm buying it Judi.)
Posted by: NotSherly | January 19, 2010 at 01:48 PM
Good test case, Horace. We should survey all the male bloglets thusly:
After the hot ex-FBI agent on '24' handcuffed, mutilated, and left for dead a scuzzy Russian gangster, did you swear to never again be aroused by her freckles, flashing eyes, and step-dancing-trained thighs?
If you answered Yes, how long did you last?
A) Until the next closeup of her freckles.
B) Until the next time the top button of her blouse threatened to pop open.
C) Until she dope-slapped Jack and told him not to keep her waiting too long while he cleaned up the mess.
Posted by: padraig | January 19, 2010 at 01:48 PM
Oh, golly, what a surprise. (And yes, I found out the same way that WriterDude did.)
Posted by: Marco | January 19, 2010 at 02:22 PM
WT#$!@@
*&^%($
*hair flip*
!!?**&!?
?!**!%%FBBQ???
Posted by: Cat R | January 19, 2010 at 02:26 PM
My current wife is hot, blonde, and a LAWYER.
That's actually how we met. We were opposing counsel.
It was verrrrrry civil litigation . . .
Posted by: bonmot | January 19, 2010 at 02:34 PM
And bon, does she refer to you as her "current husband"?
Posted by: padraig | January 19, 2010 at 02:40 PM
And the accompanying picture is of not much more than knee-length leather boots. Methinks some editor's fetish is showing...
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | January 19, 2010 at 02:41 PM
It's a bitch when the looks go and the attitude stays.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 19, 2010 at 02:41 PM
*Snorks* @ Loudmouth and then *smacks* him.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 19, 2010 at 02:54 PM
Looks are an immediate attractor but attitude can cancel that out in a millisecond.
A relatively plain but pleasant person is more attractive after you've known her for a few minutes.
At least that's how I feel.
Posted by: Steve | January 19, 2010 at 03:15 PM
I guess it's difficult to be civil with all your muscles clenched.
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 19, 2010 at 03:29 PM
All blog guys with hot wives, which would be a good idea for a TV show, just be careful if said wife starts referring to you as her 'first' husband and you're not divorced. My mom always introduced my dad that way and it drove him crazy. They're still married after 50 years.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 19, 2010 at 04:56 PM
^5, Marco! Hope yours is worth it. Mine is.
Posted by: WriterDude | January 19, 2010 at 05:15 PM
Nursecindy, at least she didn't call him her "Starter husband".
Posted by: bonmot | January 19, 2010 at 06:01 PM
great come-back, "future ex-wife"
Posted by: kibby F5 | January 19, 2010 at 06:10 PM
my wife must thinks she's halle freakin berry.
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 19, 2010 at 06:41 PM
"Starter" sounds better than "Temp".
Posted by: Steve | January 19, 2010 at 08:14 PM
Yup, the Beautiful People don't have to bother with respectful conflict-resolution.
Posted by: Tash | January 20, 2010 at 09:13 AM