Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Here is an exclusive CrapCam photograph of me pretending to be a journalist at a practice for the NFL Pro Bowl. In the background, clearly intimidated by my presence, are Michael Irvin, Tony Romo and another famous football person I don't know the name of.