BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ALREADY IRRITATING ENOUGH TO YOUR CO-WORKERS
The Desk Zamboni
(Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)
(We could have used one of these babies in college, if you catch our drift)

That sucks!
Posted by: Braniff | January 20, 2010 at 10:35 AM
Kinda rinky-dink.
Posted by: bonmot | January 20, 2010 at 11:39 AM
I'd rather have the ice on my desktop bumpy.
Posted by: Lairbo | January 20, 2010 at 11:51 AM
I don't think it'll help the stacks of paperwork that have fallen over...
Posted by: Spiny Norman | January 20, 2010 at 12:28 PM
i live to annoy my co-workers. they are an irritating bunch of a-holes, with NO sense of humor.
Posted by: queensbee | January 20, 2010 at 12:30 PM
The puck stops here.
Posted by: marfie | January 20, 2010 at 01:19 PM
Adding green dye or dish detergent mixed with glycerin to the water tank of a Zamboni can make watching a high school hockey game even more entertaining.
Posted by: DefinitelyNotSherly | January 20, 2010 at 01:22 PM
Can it pop wheelies?
Posted by: padraig | January 20, 2010 at 01:52 PM
How does it cope with foreign objects like beer cans in those fun offices? If it only goes where something isn't there, doesn't it tend to fall off?
This would be an enormous time-waster and, therefore, probably a lot of fun.
Posted by: Steve | January 20, 2010 at 02:39 PM
For some reason, I want one. I guess it's because I've never seen a real,live zamboni.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 20, 2010 at 06:43 PM