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January 20, 2010

ADVISORY TO CRIMINALS:

Check your equipment.

(Thanks to Annie Where-but-here)

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Lesson to be learned: Don't hang out with moronic cougars.

That sounds like a scene from Johnny Dangerously.

Before Jeff steals my line...

BRILLIANT!!!

"Maria Martinez, 39, and Emmanuel Vasquez, 22, both of Oxnard, were arrested on suspicion of carjacking and being in possession of methamphetamine and cocaine"

Imagine that.

Why keep part of a broken gun in your purse?

Half Gun Will Travel.

*snork* @ lairbo!

'Tis a poor carpenter that blames his tools. And Oxnard sounds funny.

Who had the balls to name a town "Oxnard"?

Sandy ?

This is not a preferred defense technique. Of all the guns I ever had pointed at me, the only one I ever grabbed had a cork on a sting in the barrel.
I was about six years old.

Steve you must have a very exciting job. So what do you do? IT guy, teacher, customer service, mechanic? Just curious.

I am retired from the health department. Only two of the misadventures in my life were on the job.
Twice, police pointed guns in my direction but it was a misunderstanding (I was coming out of a bank where an alarm had just gone off and one case where I resembled a jail escapee).
Several other times involved armed drunks, not me, and that can happen to anybody.
I happen to lead a quiet, respectable life. It's everyone else that's the problem.
No one has pointed a gun in my direction in about 12 years and that is the way I like it.
By the way, not carrying a gun has saved my life in a number of cases. If you are the first to pull a gun, you can be in trouble. If you are second, you are in serious trouble.

& Wesson

This actually happened to me when I was a police officer. Altough I do not claim to be a martial arts expert, I am pretty competent. This moron pointed the gun at me, within about 2 seconds I disarmed him, and the pistol broke into several pieces. The expression on his face was priceless. Of course after that I put him in hospital for a few days. Heh. And he is now doing life for murdering a 6 year old girl.

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