ADVISORY TO CRIMINALS:
Check your equipment.
(Thanks to Annie Where-but-here)
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January 20, 2010
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Lesson to be learned: Don't hang out with moronic cougars.
Posted by: bonmot | January 20, 2010 at 11:04 AM
That sounds like a scene from Johnny Dangerously.
Posted by: wiredog | January 20, 2010 at 11:25 AM
Before Jeff steals my line...
BRILLIANT!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 20, 2010 at 11:27 AM
"Maria Martinez, 39, and Emmanuel Vasquez, 22, both of Oxnard, were arrested on suspicion of carjacking and being in possession of methamphetamine and cocaine"
Imagine that.
Posted by: billinbossier | January 20, 2010 at 11:40 AM
Why keep part of a broken gun in your purse?
Posted by: bonmot | January 20, 2010 at 11:50 AM
Half Gun Will Travel.
Posted by: Lairbo | January 20, 2010 at 12:04 PM
*snork* @ lairbo!
Posted by: bonmot | January 20, 2010 at 12:25 PM
'Tis a poor carpenter that blames his tools. And Oxnard sounds funny.
Posted by: SSpeshulEd | January 20, 2010 at 12:31 PM
Who had the balls to name a town "Oxnard"?
Posted by: Lairbo | January 20, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Sandy ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 20, 2010 at 12:56 PM
This is not a preferred defense technique. Of all the guns I ever had pointed at me, the only one I ever grabbed had a cork on a sting in the barrel.
I was about six years old.
Posted by: Steve | January 20, 2010 at 02:17 PM
Steve you must have a very exciting job. So what do you do? IT guy, teacher, customer service, mechanic? Just curious.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 20, 2010 at 02:42 PM
I am retired from the health department. Only two of the misadventures in my life were on the job.
Twice, police pointed guns in my direction but it was a misunderstanding (I was coming out of a bank where an alarm had just gone off and one case where I resembled a jail escapee).
Several other times involved armed drunks, not me, and that can happen to anybody.
I happen to lead a quiet, respectable life. It's everyone else that's the problem.
No one has pointed a gun in my direction in about 12 years and that is the way I like it.
By the way, not carrying a gun has saved my life in a number of cases. If you are the first to pull a gun, you can be in trouble. If you are second, you are in serious trouble.
Posted by: Steve | January 20, 2010 at 04:10 PM
& Wesson
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 20, 2010 at 11:56 PM
This actually happened to me when I was a police officer. Altough I do not claim to be a martial arts expert, I am pretty competent. This moron pointed the gun at me, within about 2 seconds I disarmed him, and the pistol broke into several pieces. The expression on his face was priceless. Of course after that I put him in hospital for a few days. Heh. And he is now doing life for murdering a 6 year old girl.
Posted by: Afkat | January 21, 2010 at 09:17 PM