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December 18, 2009

WE'VE KNOWN GUYS LIKE THIS

According to lead researcher Camilla Ryne, bedbugs are notoriously undiscerning about who they mount, and are accustomed to stab their penis straight into another male’s abdomen.

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i could have made it to at least 5PM w/o learning that bit of info.

I think that's been blogged before.

Night, night. Don't let the . . . well, you know.

Sounds like they could use a good lawyer.

Honey? This could explain why I only have mysterious bruises after nights that I don't spend on the couch.

Wham! Bam! Thank you......uh...oops. Sorry.


"They appear to have evolved a way of telling mistaken mounters to move away"

= 'Don't let the door hit you in th a$$, bItch'

I hope you're (not your) not talking about Ridley, Dave.

NTTAWWT

I never knew bedbugs liked tequila.

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