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December 17, 2009


Cow jumps six feet on to roof

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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6 feet onto the roof is a good start, but getting over the moon is going to take more than that.

Today, the roof.
Tomorrow, the MOON!!!!

Was the house shaped like a moon?

Aiming for the mooooooooon, no doubt.

"I thought I'd been burgled, but then I saw the dish ran away with the spoon."

whoa...triple psychic lunar simul!


The little dog laughed to see such a sight.

Amateur. I heard from a reliable source (my mother) at a young age about a cow that conquered space and jumped completely over the moon. Is NASA part of this investigation?

"If it wasn't for the door-to-door enquires and this photo we wouldn't have found out it was a cow responsible."

Wow. CSI, you've got competition.

I suspect she sat on a hedgehog.

Part of the Russian space program -- the Herd Shot 'Round the World.

And another thing: Six Feet?

I suspect . Or maybe this.

Since Siouxie and the Banshees BlogLadies are fond of Scotsmen, I figured they'd appreciate this.

Many miracles can be created with the application of correct voltage.

Quiet day on the blog. Maybe everyone is running to the store to stock up on milk, bread, and TP? Because the French Toast Alert is at Orange here in DC.

Six feet? Haven't the cows heard the UK has gone metric?

Looks like the wait is over.

(Til the cows come home . . .)

'Twas the night BEEFor Christmas
and all thru the house
Not a creature was stirring
'Cept the cow that was Soused...

...and then in a twinkling
I heard on the roof
The prancing & puking of
100 proof

Mama in her kerchief,
and I in my cap,
had just got things going,
towards "bridging her gap".

Bullsh!+on a shingle.


Can't you just see Kiefer as JFK?

And of course Gregory Itzin has to play Nixon...!


Nobody assassinates Jack Bauer...

OK, I think the added hormones need to be cut back jsut a little.

CJ, is that your Jags standin' toe to toe with Peyton and the colts???

That's them, Wyo, my World Champion Jags!

For those without the NFL Network, it's Jags 31- Colts 28, Jags ball, 4th Quarter. I'm streaming over the 'net, huddled out in the carport, next to the beer fridge and kerosene heater.

This is a great game.

2 Minute Warning. Jags down by 4 and driving. BEER!!

Intercepted! Bummer! BEER!!!

There were a couple of large brown pies on the roof too, but the cops initially blamed Santa Claus for that.

I was just commenting that beef has been really high lately.

Why are you surprised? It's a Highland cow.

No, the Naperville Squirrels were not involved. We're too busy getting a rhino on top of the Prudential Building. In traffic. So there.

And in early trading, cattle futures are trending upward.

howzzz that possible ...has anybody seen a cow having wings...

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