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December 18, 2009

URGENT BREAKING CELEBRITY UPDATE

Paris Hilton has a micro-pig.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

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I'm glad she likes things smallish and natural.

At least she hasn't disfigured herself with massive after-market equipment.

They have a pill for that now.

Oh, I see, has a micro-pig.
Must admit, the way I first read it the "micro" didn't make sense!

Whew! Glad it's not just me!

What, another photo without underwear on?

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did you get that?"
The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle!"

paris hilton's
fame is wiltin'
so she goes on t.v
shows off a tiny hoglet
at xmas
used to be that
when lonely , she'd
make a s*x tape or three
but instead from her
noisehole you hear:

micro-pig
latest thing!
there's tiny critters exploited
breeders think
'it's ka-ching!'
soon it will be pigmas day!

pigs, do their best work
when they're roast pork
ham, bacon, or in chops
but a fashion accessory, no, never
unlike boyfriends
her pet preference somewhat
tends to the small
she wants to be the 'smart one'
at home!

(chorus)

Paris Hilton has a micro pig

Did she name the father?

All she needs now is a macropig and a manbearpig to complete the collection.

She's having a mini bbq...

I hope it's not too late to save that poor African Grey Parrot before it ends up repeating "WhatEVER!" and "I was like SO warm in that underwear!" and other such drivelisms.

Micro pig
Micro pig
Does whatever a micro pig does... d'oh!

oh, HAS a micropig. that's very different. never mind.

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