THIS YEAR, GIVE THE GIFT OF CRAPPINESS HAPPINESS

Give Gene Weingarten's car. The money goes to charity.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Update from Punkin:

Dave & Judi - Since I am interested in purchasing Gene's car, I felt the need to ask him the question "Is there now, or has there ever been, a dead body in the back?"

See his reply below - I believe he may have been referring to Dave:

No dead bodies.  DRUNK bodies, yes.

Comments

[Pannus]

Dave,

The car matches your shirt.

[Braniff]

What a chick magnet!

[wiredog]

Gene's selling his car? Does this mean he's bought a new crappy car?

Man. Ever since the buyout he's lost his common touch. Next thing you know he'll be taking a job with Citibank.

[Punkin]

Dave, have you ever been in this car? It might compromise raise the value.

[Dave]

I have been in Gene's car many times. This is why I had the shots.

[Punkin]

Is there any leftover ointment in the glovebox?

[Punkin]

Does it even HAVE a glovebox?

[Siouxie]

Worst. Clash for clunkers. Ever.

[Horace LaBadie]

One less heirloom for Dan and Molly to fight over.

[Clay]

no accidents or damage (check)

[Cheryl Howard]

I take it that Gene found this while cleaning up his office?

[SixxGunnOutlaw]

Dave,
Someone posted the Carfax for Gene's car on facebook. What else would you add to it?

[nursecindy]

Does the radio and a/c work? Do they work at the same time while the car is running? It does run,right?

[Not at My Usual Desktop]

Ask him if the car can be switched from manual to automatic transmission if purchased.

Check the bumpers carefully.

[tom]

EBay says "this vehicle is eligible for up to $50000 in vehicle purchase protection"

From who? AIG?

[Siouxie]

What about the 8-track tape player???

[Siouxie]

"The AM-FM radio works okay, but it'll play only cassettes and sometimes ruins them."

That answered my question.

[Horace LaBadie]

No dead bodies, but Gene has been driving around with bags of his dead father's clothing for several years. Also, he once transported a Zucchini, and not just any Zucchini, but a Great Zucchini.

[Suzy Q]

I can't even imagine what sort of crappy car Gene will replace this with. This car is legendary!