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December 17, 2009

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Plot thickens over Russian pantyhose probe

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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I'd guess Russian pantyhose (GNFARB?) must be pretty thick at that, what with the temperatures.

Maybe traditional Swedes hang panty hose on their mantle this time of year.

In the sequel, a Russian diplomat will hold up a Swedish bank wearing smuggled pantyhose.

I would like to probe some panyhose.

or even panTyhose

Leonid: We are doing an investigation, may I probe your pantihose?

me: Probe my pantihose and I will introduce you to my good friends Smith and Wesson.

A couple at the nursing home had been dating for a while, so they decided it was time to consumate their relationship.

Afterwards, he thought, "If I'd known she was a virgin, I would have been gentler."

And she thought, "If I'd known he could still get it up, I would've taken off my pantyhose."

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