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December 14, 2009

SPORTS UPDATE

This just in.

(Thanks to Bob Harris)

Vaguely Related Update: They're urging Wang Wang and Funi to reproduce Down Under.

(Thanks to nursecindy)

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Yet another reason to be wary of the Yankees.

I would have written the headline, "Wang is Unattached"

bamboo-munching

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

"net-net"?

"Down under" is how it's usually done, no?

i'm sorry. did you say "net-net"?

i mean, what kind of name is that? how about "pavement-pavement" or "hose-hose" or "envelope-envelope"? why "net-net"?

That story cracked me up, just the idea of these guys standing around "encouraging" the pandas tyo get it on.

"C'mon, dude, you know you like her. She thinks you're hot, she told me."

They need to show 'em some porn.

I'm confused. Based on the headlines I assumed this all about Derek Jeter. Especially the panda mating part.

"funnel-funnel", "wallet-wallet", "lanyard-lanyard"...

"gross-gross"?

"jeter-jeter"

Why does the "Gov" speaking to a pair of Pandas remind me of the "Pres" speaking to Congress?

Kibby, it shouldn't. The pandas are more intelligent.

"spatula-spatula", "hose-hose", "bowling ball-bowling ball"...

Maybe if they pulled the curtains, gave the pandas a little privacy, lit some candles, a little champagne? Beats having some woman sitting there staring at you. Poor Wang Wang. I'll bet he got teased a lot in school with a name like that.

She's got kind of a Funi name too.

"ping pong-ping pong" and "ball-ball" are net-net siblings, mud-mud.

Or is it "ping-ping" and "pong-pong"?

This guy better change his name fast.

Having lived around DC for the last few decades, Panda sex and baby birthing are as much a right of spring as throwing out the first pitch.

Ling Ling was always my favorite although no one really knew what sex s/he was.

Very gender-ambivalant creatures. NTTAWWT.

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