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An NFL lineman loses his pants.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

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An NFL lineman loses his pants.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

(Thanks to Onterrible)

(Thanks to Stan)

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and catmanmax)

San Francisco faces a shortage of ugly Christmas sweaters.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Unfortunately, it doesn't last long.

(Thanks to Bob Harris)

**Update:** Related item here.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

How about a calendar featuring scantily clad women posing with coffins?

(Thanks to Bernie Black)

And there are still a few of these left at an amazingly low price.

Israeli border police shoot a laptop.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

A giant mystery UFO pyramid appears over Moscow.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Supermarket surveillance video reveals bum-smelling shopper.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and catmanmax)

(Thanks to catmanmax)

*Radio stunt accident injures firefighter*

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and nursecindy)

(Thanks to Brian Duval)

*A Memphis attorney has admitted to biting off part of a man's nose during a confrontation at a popular Midtown restaurant.*

Key Mitigating Circumstance:*And while he admitted to biting off part of Herbers' nose, Lambert says he didn't swallow it, but spit it out.*

(Thanks to Mary)

(Thanks to Siouxie)

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

...one more Herald Hunt recap.

**Update:** There's also this.

**Key Quote:** “It tastes just like a White Russian, but with meat.”

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

*First may I say all the good wishes from the blog for my surgery yesterday really meant so much to me. What a wonderful group of people. I am not able to walk yet but when I am I will be booking a ticket to London to kick the ad guy's buttocks that dreamed this commercial up. I will get a note from my doctor first.*

*Choir director takes students to Hooters*

(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff and Horace LaBadie)

(Thanks to Ray, Rod Kirby, Matt Filar, Allen at Division and of course The Amazing Steve)

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

(Thanks to Brian Duval)

(Thanks to bonmot and jon harris)

(Thanks to Siouxie)

(Thanks to John Gregg)

*Bark4Beer makes the world’s best dog collar: a retractable bottle opener and dog collar in one. *

(Thanks to Dick Hess)

*Plot thickens over Russian pantyhose probe*

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

...for the Kung Fu Monkeys.

(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff and Jeff Meyerson)

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

*Drunk Santa scares kids while looking for his reindeer*

(Thanks to Ralph)

*Sprouts make turtles flatulent too*

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says he saw the Flatulent Turtles open for James Taylor)

(Thanks to many people)