GOD UPDATE

Now He is communicating to us via eggs.

(Thanks to nursecindy)

Comments

[Theresa]

too funny

[trustf8]

Shell they not revere the blessed mother hen?

[Punkin]

Anybody match that shape up with a chickens' butt pucker?

[Braniff]

that must have been painful for the hen.

I like the story linked below that one, about the woman who stole a car and then fell asleep in it while at a drive-through window.

[Ford79]

It looks like a d-orbital to me. But I'm a godless geek.

[padraig]

Them Texas gals sure lay some ugly eggs.

[Mitch]

What a disappointment. I was expecting to read an article telling me God lives in a Waffle House.

[Meanie the Blue]

Eggs from Heaven? Bacon, I could see ....

[Meanie the Blue]

Witress: OK, who ordered the Special?

[Siouxie]

Now now...no need to yolk around. Surely that's the egg used for the holy mother of pancakes.

*cranks up the handbasket*

[trustf8]

Omelet-ing Siouxie drive the basket (just don't put all ur eggs in one)

[MartiniShark @ 32,00 feet]

Does it turn cholesterol into wine?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Just like the song says -
"Hark! The wacky Texans beg,
'Glory to the newborn egg;
Peace on earth, and bacon fried,
This egg will be our holy guide.'
Joyful, all ye chickens rise,
Join with eBay - sell this prize;
With our feathered host proclaim,
Christ is born with Beth, the hen."

[Meanie the Blue]

Last one out is a .... never mind.

[Annie Where-but-here]

No kidding, Meanie. M'shark, at 32,000 feet in the air, you're headed in the wrong direction. Handbasket's goin' the other way.

[Siouxie]

*snork* @ Annie!

[trustf8]

lol annie :)

"Keep Pluckin' that Chicken!"

- Ernie Anastos

[Elon]

I think it's a sign that they need to get their chicken retuned.

[Annie Where-but-here]

When my son was little, he actually thought there was a hen named Beth in the Nativity. He kept asking where "Beth" was. Took me a while to figure that one out.

[Meanie the Blue]

No deviled eggs this Christmas Eve, I guess.

[bonmot]

Puts the tee in breakfast Taco.

[bonmot]

It's snowing in Houston right now. Quite heavily.

And it's cold enough to test your frosticles!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Which is exactly why, bonmot, that hen was trying to hold that egg in. Punkin got it right - it's a Texas butt-pucker...and probably a calcium deficiency.

[MartiniShark @ 32,00 feet]

I'm cheating Hades. The in-flight monitor says its -55degrees right now, so I'm far from the handbasket at the moment.

[ubetcha]

I hope they suck the stuff out of it at least.

[Meanie the Blue]

Maybe they should make Eggs Benedictine.

[Annie Where-but-here]

*snork* @ Meanie! or eggs over Assisi.

[kibby F5]

Looks to me like "X marks the spot!" It took a little imagination to come up with a cross on that one. Crosses have 3 legs-of-a-smaller-size, not 2!

honesly, my first thought was that of a propeller

So, do we eat the Chicken that layed the Holy Egg?

[Cheesewiz]

They can sell it on eggBay.

[nursecindy]

It's probably in the freezer like the Holy Pancake from yesterday.

[Suldog]

If it was me, I'd let the hen hatch it. Maybe it's the second coming!

[Clown Puppy]

"The Norell's say the egg was laid 'straight from heaven' and is a message of encouragement that comes at the right time." I don't know about anyone else, but the vision of some old guy with a beard laying an egg seems a wee bit disturbing.

[Clown Puppy]

to me.

[Loudmouth]

Looks like a neanderthal brow, Klingon forehead ridge, over a Roman nose.

And lo, there were farmers looking over their barnyards at night and an angel of the rooster came to them and said you will find the chick in a henhouse and he will be wrapped in a cross-marked shell and laid in a nest.

[Diva]

Y'all are in great form this morning! :) Annie - brilliant bit of lyricizing! Now my Christmas carols are going to have me in stitches thinking about Beth.

Eggcellent, Suldog!

[Steve]

Isn't it a little early for Easter? Is the ovum (technically: the "innards") inside also considered "holy"? 'Cause if they don't get that part out it will eventually raise an unholy stink. Take the word of a former teenage Halloween "egger".

[Horace LaBadie]

Just the thing for the Nativity scene.

[Pannus]

I was imaging this egg from above.

[bonmot]

That's from a goose, silly.

[ScottMGS]

Was it a virgin birthlaying?

[Clankazoid]

>>They can sell it on eggBay.<<

I wouldn't shell out anything for it.

[Ralph]

"Exposing what is mortal and unsure / To all that fortune, death and danger dare, Even for an egg-shell." -- Shakespeare, Omelet, Act 4 Scene IV.