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December 23, 2009


Man With 5-Inch Knife Stuck in Chest Orders Coffee

(Thanks to insomniac and Jeff Meyerson)


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No shoes, no shirt, no service.

^^hunting knife^^

you know, you really cant make this stuff up.

he couldn't wait for the starbuck's in the e.r....

The unnamed man

How exactly does one get through life without a name?

Did the coffee leak out of his chest when he drank it?

What an idiot. Everyone knows you order iced tea for a stab wound.

I picture a Three Stooges scene with coffee in a pressurized stream coming out of the hole while he continues to chug it...

Well, a good, hot cup of coffee is almost always in order.

Cream? Sugar? Tourniquet?

It's cheaper to order coffee to have a place to sit down than it is to pay for court costs when you are arrested for trespassing.

Who needs health care reform?

Hey, you gotta have priorities, man.

Also, SNORK at Layzeeboy, Braniff, and Diva.

This is the ending of 'Pineapple Express'.

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