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December 23, 2009

BUT THAT WAS HER ONE REDEEMING CHARACTERISTIC

Britney Spears has formally denied eating squirrels.

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

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first to say y-a-w-n

If you drench it in butter milk and deep fry it's actually quite good...

Squirel I mean, not Britney

She has admitted drinking from a squirrel decanter, though.

No mention of beaver, though.

Clark Griswold: Where is Eddie? He usually eats these damn things.

Catherine: Not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol.

Hey, didn't Granny Clampett teach you people anything? Squirrels are good eatin'.

One of the Outdoors columnists in Houston, from East Texas, wrote about having a bowl of fried squirrel heads on the breakfast table while growing up. He said his Pappy would crack them open with a pen knife and gush the brains out over his eggs.

Thanks for that visual, bm

*barf*

Pity. I would have thought marginally better of Britney if she actually had eaten squirrel.

On the other hand, as squirrelly as Britney acts, eating squirrel might well amount to cannibalism...

Once they used us to squirrelize everything. Now they link us with the likes of Brintey and head-crackers.

Celebrities only deny things when they are true. Besides, she doesn't deny snorting or mainlining squirrel.

Britney likes nuts though!

Ummmm...why is she denying this?

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