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November 18, 2009

WE'RE GUESSING HE'S SINGLE

(Thanks to Siouxie)

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I'm sure he has a lovely personality....buried in his mother's basement.

When sledge hammers are outlawed only ogres will have sledge hammers.

You know, if he painted his head green, I think it would help a little.

a veritable walking ear wax factory

He really does look like Shrek. And that's an insult TO Shrek.

bank robbers are like onions... they want you to cry when they lose ap-peals...

*SNORKS* @ Annie.

I gotcher Shrek right here...

The robbers stole the cash box and ran to a getaway car. It roared out of a side street but ploughed straight into a tree.

Brilliant!

did they never think of WEARING MASKS? he'd probly pick a shrek mask.

Shrek looks better.

Shrek looks friendlier. His attorney better put a bag on him for the trial.

He's got all kinds of fun waiting for him in Taiwan.

A few years ago, a robbery of a motel was reported on Anastasia Island in St. Augustine. The robber was reported to be 6 feet 7 inches tall and on foot. He didn't get far because by the time he walked across the bridge, the police were waiting. Way to be inconspicuous.
These people need to re-evaluate their career choices.

You know you've got it bad when you're too ugly for a life of crime.

I'll bet he's a good listener.

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