THIS JUST IN

Update: Vaguely related item here.

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown and Scott MGS)

Comments

[bonmot]

And the Chieftesses are not amused.

[MartiniShark]

Well you see, a Johnson normally is used to fill-- *SMACK*

[trustf8]

They need more penetration in the backfield.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

They just need to pick up a new Tight End.

[Meanie the Blue]

Looks like they need a new game plan against the prevent defense.

[Siouxie]

We're gonna need a bigger wide receiver.

[Siouxie]

Or axually...that might be the problem.

[Meanie the Blue]

If you don't want a Johnson void, watch those offensive lines.

[Allen at Division]

Perhaps John William "Frenchy" Fuqua can fill the Johnson void.

Or John Johnny John Johnny JJ Johnson, Jr.

[trustf8]

Who fired Johnson, the Head Coach?

[kibby F5]

"THIS JUST IN"!?

... I think not. Now, if he'd changed his name to "Willie"....

[Brian]

And Larry is a Big Johnson.

[padraig]

I could tell you some of the commentary we'd use during Packer/Viking games back when the Viqueens had players named Siemon and Cox, but this is a family blog.

[wiredog]

This is a family blog? Since when?

[Meanie the Blue]

Since about 12:38 PM, I guess.

[Siouxie]

Would that be Easter, Central, Mtn or Pacific time, Meanie??

[Meanie the Blue]

Blog standard thigh shooting time.

[Siouxie]

*jumps up and quietly switches n for r before the spelling patrol gets here*

[wiredog]

Easter time! When we celebrate the Hassenpfeffer-ization of the Easter Bunny! Which comes a few months after we celebrate the Death of Santa!

[rick the ick]

me thinks a tight end is a better ass-et than a wide receiver any day...but that's just my johnson talking...

[bluzdude]

...But you doesn't has to call him "Johnson"...

[Braniff]

NOW who will perform the 2-minute drill?

[nursecindy]

Blushes because maiden name is Johnson. I had an uncle named, isianmtu, Dick Johnson. He's gone now but he was always my favorite because he was the cool uncle without any kids who always let us do the things our parents wouldn't.

[bonmot]

Nursecindy, delivering her own special brand of Johnson-care.

[bonmot]

Nursecindy -- delivering her own special brand of Johnson-care.

[bonmot]

What's with the posts not posting after they've been posted, causing posts to be reposted to ensure postage?

[Steve Haller]

OT

You gotta see this! A subway car in Boston miraculously stops just inches away from a woman who fell on the tracks! here

/OT

[Siouxie]

Missed he by this much!

Saw it - wowsa.

[Siouxie]

her

[wiredog]

bonmot, the bot hates you. For poetical reasons involving the rhyme-iness of bonmot and bot.

[trustf8]

*notes that once again alcohol was involved*

[Jeff Meyerson]

Steve, alcohol was definitely involved. Oops, trustf8 beat me to that.

And in the rabbit news, the version I sent in (not whining, Siouxie!) - darn, it no longer exists on the metro.co.uk website - but anyway, it had this great bit:

Penis envy could soon be a thing of the past after scientists have found success with an unusual organ implant grown in the laboratory and tested on highly-sexed rabbits.

Male rabbits given the implants attempted to mate within one minute of being introduced to a female partner [that sounds about right!], and 83 per cent succeeded.

And of course Highly-Sexed Rabbits WBAGNFARB.

[Siouxie]

Functional Penises WBAGNF an all male revue.

*SMACKS* Jeff anyways ;-P

[danceswithduffs]

Johnson. The Big Johnson. Johnzilla. John-O-Rama. The Thinginator. Gettin' penetration. Makin' copies.

But apparently avoiding STDs (Scoring Touch Downs). So there are to be more moves, slashing left and right. And especially up the middle.

I thought HIPAA laws would chop off most public exposures of cutting Johnsons.

Pointless quote: ... you might as well keep them on your roster
for depth.