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November 23, 2009

THEY DON'T MAKE CRIMINALS LIKE THEY USED TO

Sgt. Barbara Jones of the Orlando Police Department said the men tried to rob the restaurant, but one of the employees pushed a bagel cart at the suspects and they fled.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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If he added cream cheese it would qualify as a hate crime.

"Is . . .is that nova I see? RUN!!!

They don't make criminals like they used to??

Yes they do, the smart ones just do white collar crime!! the dumb ones get caught..

I'd like a raisin cinnamon bagel, please...

They might have had more luck at another bagel shop. One with fewer Einsteins.

Bagelcartophobia... It's a growing problem.

"Gimme the money or I'll hurt you, I swear!
What? NoI didn't say schmear!

Now, we planned this crime for a whole week and . . .no, I didn't want a whole wheat!

If you do that again, I swear it, I'll pop you one and then . . .NO, DON'T GIVE ME A POPPY SEED!!

LOOK, just give me everything in the register and I'll . . .I DON'T WANT AN EVERYTHING BAGEL!!!!

Overheard as they were fleeing the scene:
"Oh my God it's Lox!"

Oy vey,
Get away.

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