THAT'S A PROPER WRITER

That's nae yer bloggin' crap.

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[AlaskaMarty]

Right now it's 4:47am and I'm at work, but I recorded the Craig Ferguson show to watch when I get off work at 7:30am. So I'll watch the YouTube clip later.

[mudstuffin]

nice shirt.

also, you spoke at some length about snakes, but didn't mention squirrels. you feeling okay?

[Tash]

We know the underwear isn't clean -- is anything else clean?

[AlaskaMarty]

Wow I beat all you bozo'sgot the first post in today!

[Punkin]

Thanks for the clip, Judi!!!

That Craig is HOT!

Oh, and the guy in the blue shirt was pretty funny.

[snif]

No Leetie head??? Sheesh...

[danceswithbagpipes]

Aye, that was yer real humour. If it's nae Scottish, IT'S CRAP!

[Meanie the Blue]

So, Ridley was still at the truck on the Santa Ana?

[Jeff Meyerson]

That's nae yer bloggin' crap.

Great line.

I see Craig didn't even bother to pretend he'd read the book.

"So, what's this about then?"

[Not My Usual Alias]

I think Ridley was in a clear plastic bag in checked baggage.
If a certain murder mystery writer uses that idea in a plot, I want to be mentioned.

[Annie Where-but-here]

NMUA - checked baggage? Any decent murder mystery writer prefers carrion.

[NotSherly]

Thank you Dave - I am so definitely buying this book again now that it has a perk.

[trustf8]

Watched it 'live'...half asleep, bored to death with election stuff...
all i remember is dave bragging about the length of his snake

or something like that

[Cheesewiz]

Ridley must have covered The Farm Show promo very early this morning.

[nursecindy]

Does Craig's offer cover the book I bought last week?

[Elmer]

dave wrote a book?

[Siouxie]

Hah! very cool and funny! I recorded it and will go back to it later. GAWD that Craig is sooooo hot! I'm sure even Dave thinks so. Did you get a hug from him for judi???? Have her undies autographed??? Give him her number?

Dave, sir...you made Miami proud!

(btw...colonoscopy done...all good and Dr. Sable was awesome - my one complaint - no Abba!)

[blog janitor]

TMI TMI TMI

[eilbeback]

What a great show! They had Gerard Butler on, too (HUNK ALERT!). I would have loved it if everyone showed up in kilts, but then, I'm a chick. What was that stain on Dave's sleeve, then?

[Siouxie]

Oh yeah...where was Ridley????? Who cares about Valerie Bertinelli? sheesh...

[bfwebster]

"I know what a prequel is." Heh.

[NotSherly]

Isn't prequel what you take when you have a cold at night?
Siouxie, glad to see you survived a snake down in the south. Good for you.
Of course I mean the Florida pythons.

[Meanie the Blue]

*SNORK!@NS*

(I better take something for that.)

Glad to hear all is right on the inside, Sioux. BTW, in addition to issuing you an "I'm A Grownup" certificate, Dave is willing to sign your colon-cam photos. At least, he did for me....

[Meanie the Blue]

... speaking of blogging crap....

[Horace LaBadie]

Dave looked great in those boots, and he had no trouble walking in them, either.

[nursecindy]

When Siouxie said she was busy I thought she had a hot date with a hot guy. Didn't know it was with a colonoscopy. Glad everything came out okay. Also, Valerie Bertinelli was on the show last night? I didn't notice her.

[Steve]

I hate it when I brown-nose because I go cross-eyed looking at it. That said, those are two very funny and talented people. Wish I were young enough to either stay up and watch or learn how to program a recorder.

[Jeff Meyerson]

inside, Sioux. BTW, in addition to issuing you an "I'm A Grownup" certificate, Dave is willing to sign your colon-cam photos. At least, he did for me....

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 04, 2009 at 12:07 PM

Now you tell me, Meanie. I'll have to dig mine out (so to speak) for the next strumpdate.

Steve: make it easy, get a DVR.

/end of commercial

[Tash]

Woah, I don't think I can get my colon-cam photos in time for tomorrow's strumpdate. My sibs and I also have gotten tested for the "you are gonna die. And I mean next week" gene carried in my dad's family. So far neither my sister nor i are mutants -- one gene down, 4 billion more to go.

[nursecindy]

Congratulations Tash! Give Dave and Ridley a hug from all us blog ladies. And post pictures.

[EB]

Siouxie - you're braver than I..

Thanks for posting the You Tube.... got the 'flu and not much else is fun today..

I'm never catching that NCDEU meeting in Key Biscayne again.. not with those snakes all over the place..(including an -ex)

EB

[Loudmouth]

Good thing Dave doesn't blog. Just us writing all that crap so he can be a proper writer. OK fellow geezers, Texas or Florida?

[Loudmouth]

OK fellow geezers, forget kilts. Texas or Florida?

Good thing this is a low expectation blog. Just us writin' all this crap so Dave can be a proper writer.

[Siouxie]

Thanks, guys!

Meanie, I'm not sure about having my colon-cam photos autographed. I'm kinda shy that way ;-P

(NMTU - I was waiting for my sister to be done and for them to start on me when they wheeled this guy in front of me and they hadn't covered him completely. NOT a pretty sight, I tell ya. Of course, he was completely out of it. So...I may or may not have mooned someone else and for that, I apologize.)

Seriously folks. This is NO BIG DEAL. One second you're getting the meds in and the next you wake up in recovery. Get it done even if you're not 50 yet. I met someone there today that was diagnosed with cancer at 39. He's lucky to be alive and has to have one done every year. I'm glad I did it before I had to. I don't have to worry about it for another 5-7 years. The prep is the worst of it and on the up side...you lose a few pounds ;-)

[NotSherly]

I'm guessing Loud is talking football, except that it's Wednesday which is one of the football daysoff, and baseball is still being played, and why do we have to stop talking about kilts?

[trustf8]

I agree. Yanks & Phils should all be out on the field in kilts tonight. Now THAT would make for an interesting playoff. Think of the possibilities...Pitchers, catchers, swinging bats, long balls, fly balls, pop ups... oh my

[nursecindy]

Siouxie you're absolutely right. I had patients that were constantly amazed that this procedure is painless and they remembered nothing about it except for the prep.

[Joniel]

hahaahaha..very funny!

Watch Gossip girl online

[Jeff Meyerson]

What Siouxie said. One minute I had the needle in the back of my hand, the next I was out, and then I was awake and done and on the way home.

[Siouxie]

Propofol...the nectar of the gods, Jeff.

[Telecomdropout]

trustf8 - I would KILL to see them slide ! W00T !

[NotSoShyJan]

Oh my. Craig is extremely hot. More kilt photos please judi.

[Allen at Division]

The p0rn writer-guy and the Irish host were okay, but Valerie Bertinelli was awesome!! Wooo, that's one good-looking 49-year old! Still cute dimples!

[nursecindy]

First of all Mr. at Division the host is SCOTTISH and Dave would never read porn much less write it. He's not that kind of guy. I still don't remember seeing Valerie Bertinelli though. Oh yeah, *THROWS ALLEN AT DIVISION INTO COLD SHOWER*

[danceswithsexadecimals]

(Pssst, nursecindy. The Scot was the one who suggested that the book was pr0n.)

So what kind of date is 11/3/9F supposed to be? Hex? A snake size? Hardbonger's locker combination?

And despite the anagram, Valerie Bertinelli is not a real live libertine.

[Annie Where-but-here]

After seeing haggis, I can only imagine what Scottish p0rn looks like.

[Guin]

That was GREAT! I'm just now watching it. Fabulous way to wake up in the morning.

[haggispr0n]

Och, Lassie-Where, therrre's noothin' wha canna be imprrrooved wi' a wee drrram o' Scotch. Orrr butt'r'scotch. An' deep frrryin'.