SMOOTH CRIMINAL
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That's a right purty head o' hair ya got there, big boy.
Posted by: jailbird | November 06, 2009 at 12:35 PM
I think he needs to visit Monty Python for an argument. Clearly he likes them!
Posted by: Diva | November 06, 2009 at 12:37 PM
So the phrase "and the horse your rode in on" is a separate offense?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 06, 2009 at 12:52 PM
Christian Alan Fletcher -->
Ah, cliche fraternal snit
A chance shit refill rant
Re: filth incarnate clash
Posted by: MOTW | November 06, 2009 at 12:53 PM
bwaahahahaha. idjit.
Posted by: queensbee | November 06, 2009 at 12:56 PM
Somehow it’s embarrassing when your hometown shows up here; I knew there was a reason I left—Chicago has much more civilized citizens
Posted by: in ORD inate | November 06, 2009 at 01:13 PM
A real charmer, eh?
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 06, 2009 at 01:23 PM
Kinky sex expert. Wife swap, horse molestation, indecent autoloading acts.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 06, 2009 at 01:35 PM
citing privacy concerns for the officer's wife
Mr. Ed, however, is on his own.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | November 06, 2009 at 01:47 PM
ORD, yeah? I'm still here, lol! Thanks for posting it, Judi.
~Rayne
Posted by: Rayne | November 06, 2009 at 01:55 PM
er, in ORD inate, lol.
Posted by: Rayne | November 06, 2009 at 02:01 PM
*snork* at Loudmouth.
Posted by: wiredog | November 06, 2009 at 02:09 PM
Click to view full size? Thanks, I'll pass.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | November 06, 2009 at 02:23 PM
Kind of looks like he's biting his tongue in that mugshot doesn't it? Why was he banned from riding the light rail in the first place? I guess I missed something.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 06, 2009 at 02:26 PM
Huh. Never heard of light rail rage before.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 06, 2009 at 02:39 PM
Single?
Posted by: snif | November 06, 2009 at 02:40 PM
I wonder if he's friends with the courtroom bird-flipper (which WBAGNFARB)?
Posted by: Mercutio of Verona | November 06, 2009 at 02:57 PM
Invite him to the White House for a beer ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | November 06, 2009 at 02:58 PM
Aw, look at his widdle pouting face. How can I stay mad at him?
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | November 06, 2009 at 05:42 PM
Christian Alan Fletcher?
Maybe he was trying to get the train crew to mutiny?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 06, 2009 at 08:14 PM
I'm from Portland, too. Why wasn't the transit policeman on a horse on light rail? Isn't that standard procedure in PDX?
Posted by: Bernard Scooper | November 06, 2009 at 11:14 PM