### MICHIGAN TRAFFIC ALERT

*Traffic diverted on I-94 after french fry spill*

(Thanks to Jimmy Madigan)

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*Traffic diverted on I-94 after french fry spill*

(Thanks to Jimmy Madigan)

(Thanks to Drew Harchick)

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and jon harris)

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, jon harris and Chuck Cody)

(Thanks to Kate Mink)

(Thanks to Ralph)

(Thanks to CJrun)

Somebody has stolen a 5-foot distelfink.

(Thanks to Occam's Lady Schick)

...they are not being entirely accurate.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

*IBM computer simulates cat's cerebral cortex*

(Thanks to Brian Tremblay, who says this explains why his computer "ignores whatever I type and just coughs up hairballs on my desk.")

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

There's something stupid in Denmark.

(Thanks to RussellMc)

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

(Thanks to Trent Whitney)

*101-Year-Old Man Buys a 426-Horsepower Camaro*

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

(Thanks to MissV)

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

(Thanks to catmanmax)

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

(Thanks to Allen at *burrrrppp* Division)

But was it *his* groin?

(Thanks to jon harris)

(Thanks to nursecindy)

*...*before* * this motorist winds up on the roads of Florida.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

(Thanks to RussellMc)

(Thanks to Ralph)

**911 Telecommunicator:** “The cow is in your pool?“

**Wydareny:** “Yes, it fell in my pool.“

**911 Telecommunicator:** “Is it a small cow or a big cow?“

**Wydareny:** “No, it’s a big cow. It’s a really big cow.“

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

(Thanks to The Perts and jon harris)

(Thanks to Miami Herald editor Heidi Carr)

(Thanks to Siouxie)

*Cops: Man Hits Woman With Cheesesteak*

(Thanks to Heather Lubay)

Alcohol bolstering may have been involved.

(Thanks to B'game)

(Thanks to jon harris)

The python threat is no longer such a big worry.

(Thanks to Dorakay)

(Thanks to Cheryl Howard)

(Thanks to DavCat)

...can be found here.

(Thanks to Don Faber)

Now they're taking away our fundamental right to have strippers on a truck.

(Thanks to catmanmax)