OPEN YOUR WALLETS, PEOPLE: IT'S THANKSGIVING
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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November 24, 2009
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Plus about $1,300 for the cornbread stuffing.
Posted by: Bernard Scooper | November 24, 2009 at 08:11 AM
Jerry has cataracts, and the eye problems mean he can't eat independently or join his female companion, Penelope, in flying.
Darn those Massachusetts gay marriage laws!
;)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 24, 2009 at 08:15 AM
Are turkeys only ground-bound in Cincinnati?
Posted by: Steve | November 24, 2009 at 09:35 AM
I swear i thought turkeys could fly....
Posted by: queensbee | November 24, 2009 at 09:48 AM
Love the ad placement for the Lasik . . .
Posted by: bonmot | November 24, 2009 at 10:03 AM
If he gets the surgery, it would be poultry in motion.
Posted by: bonmot | November 24, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Oh, the humanity!
Posted by: ShadowKatmandu | November 24, 2009 at 11:34 AM
She should stick him in with these turkeys ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | November 24, 2009 at 11:51 AM
Steve, I wondered the same thing. Maybe Mr. Carlson should have bought his turkeys from out of state. You can sit next to me on the geezer bus btw.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 24, 2009 at 11:56 AM
Turkeys got eyes?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 24, 2009 at 01:25 PM
I've got a place for the turkey, where it's nice and warm, and he'll be the center of attention.
Of course, he'd be dead.
Posted by: Nookee | November 24, 2009 at 04:47 PM
thinking of past Dave Barry columns...
"I dibs the snood!"
Posted by: DavCat | November 24, 2009 at 06:33 PM
At his age, any more flying that he might do would be gravy.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 24, 2009 at 08:48 PM