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November 30, 2009

HOW TO SEND THAT SPECIAL LADY A MESSAGE THAT SAYS: 'I AM PROBABLY A PSYCHOPATH'

A "Genuine Bird Head Pendant Necklace Sterling Silver Plaque."

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Beware of fake bird-head pendant necklace sterling silver plaques.

(Thanks to Gretchen Schmidt)

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I realize that if I get one of these for my mother-in-law she might have a heart-attack.

So I placed my order.


Thanks!

"...a message that says: 'I AM PROBABLY A PSYCHOPATH'..."

Can you get the parrot to say anything else?

How terrible. I can't imagine making such a thing let alone giving it to somebody.

Peaches?

Edgar?

From the Jimmy Buffet Collection.

Kind of makes the Rosaries I sell on Etsy look lame. I just use boring, old, glass beads. I guess I'm just not this creative. Thank goodness. What a weirdo! (her, not me)

eye bleach, pleaaaase!

Give your loved one a little head this Christmas.

Probably a psychopath, Dave?

You mean there's a doubt?

cindy, maybe you could jazz the rosary up with a ...nah, maybe not.

Jayzee, that's what I thought too.

"Poly want a body!"

I hope no dolphins were harmed in the making of that pendant.

mtb -- You cannot ship those to Georgia or Tennessee. Who knew?

I won't buy it if I can't Get It At Jared's.

There's only one. So, a-parrot-ly, it's unique.

"PROBABLY"?!?!?

eye bleach for me, too!!

Be vewwy, vewwy quiet...I'm hunting pawwots...

nora! what happened to you on Sunday???

I WANT IT!! It is amazingly ingenious.

I stuffed a young robin and a hummingbird in college for a prof's specimen collection, but that is just plain creepy.

I would wonder a lot about the person for which this gift is destined. Must be some inkling they would wear it.

no one's said it yet - That is an ex-parrot!
> brawk! <

- When a horse's head is too much ...
- When you care enough to send the very nest.
- Every kiss begins with prey.
- This is my gift to you, Alice. It's the best I could afford on a stretched budgie .. er, budget.

He's pining for the fjords.

Just exactly what do they mean "died of natural causes"? I suppose if you stuff the live bird in a plastic bag, it dies a "natural" cause, eh?

'e's just resting... watch out and he would just VOOOM into those bars ....

OK, Not My Usual Alias, WHO IS PEACHES?

Beware of fake bird-head pendant necklace sterling silver plaques.

with a fake bird or fake sterling silver?


(How come nobody has mentioned Monty Python yet?)

"We've got no food, no jobs . . .OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!

Since it will be hanging in the cleavage area wouldn't it make more sense to be the head of a tit?

That thing is more densely packed with bad taste than the whole of Pigeon Forge and that's saying a lot.

That's just disturbing. I think you would be better off giving a vacuum even.

If they keep the parrot-head, yes, it's disturbing. If they really wanted to go for weird, though, they should do the Alien head and a bursting chest...that would probably sell a lot more to the bizarre side than this tame parrot head.

And, yes, psychopaths would go more for the parrot, so it'd be easy to tell which was which.

Steve - I see you have been to Dolly World!

For more, see this and this. If the second link won't load, go here

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I was thinking "natural causes" meant that the cat left only the head at the foot of the bed.

Wouldn't Jimmy Buffett fans like this necklace?

Uhm... the 'seller's other items' is even more disturbing.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=29772427

Well, that explains this!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-pictures-bird-means-business.jpg

Folks, this is going to get a little messy before it's over.

PS: Sorry the link isn't live. I'm new to commenting here, though have lurked at this blog for years, and don't yet have all the fancy HTML stuff down pat yet.

Last words: "Let them eat crackers!"?

Welcome out of the closet, Bjd, except please leave the machete-bearing bird behind (Siouxie will become jealous). Comment away, HTML or not.

GOOD MORNING!!!

I brought us all chicken biscuits for breakfast!

and ya'll think i'm weird.

Thanks MtB; not to worry, Siouxie!!

If that doesn't convince her to lift the restraining order I don't know what will.

Nothing but a grin was left.

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