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November 23, 2009

GOD HELP US IF A KANGAROO GETS HOLD OF ONE

A Dorchester man was arrested Saturday for assault and battery with a deadly weapon after he hit his girlfriend with a frozen turkey, The Boston Herald reported.

(Thanks to Guin)

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With mince pie it would qualify as a hate crime.

I hope he enjoys his Banquet Turkey dinner in jail this year at Thanksgiving.


A frozen Turkey is like a 20lb rock. Try getting slammed by a 20lb rock and tell us if it hurts.

I wonder what type of dressing she applied to her wound.

When turkeys are outlawed, only outlaws will have turkeys. Remember, Boston already has one of the most restrictive gun laws in the country. It's the only choice he had.

proof that turkeys actually do fly

Proof that turkeys go to jail.

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