FLORIDA WILDLIFE UPDATE II
Spokesman Gary Morse said 38-year-old Joseph Cannistra was outside his
Geddy Drive home about 12:30 am looking for his dog, when he thought he
saw his pet lying underneath his car.
There was something underneath, but it wasn't his dog.
(Thanks to Allen at Division and Ralph)

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Here, Spot -- OUCH -- more training sessions for you!
-- at least it wasn't an albino squirrel.
Posted by: Tash | November 09, 2009 at 09:44 AM
Did they find the dog?
Posted by: jon | November 09, 2009 at 10:06 AM
And now he's auditioning for the role of Captain Hook.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 09, 2009 at 10:09 AM
Man, it's Florida! As my grandmother taught me, never step in a pile of anything, shake out your shoes before you put them on, and never reach for anything you can't see clearly.
I still do that and I've learned to appreciate snakes and alligators.
Posted by: Steve | November 09, 2009 at 10:13 AM
You realize that Florida is different when you drive by a local Water park in Destin(panhanle area)and see the local police department dragging an 8-ft alligator out of the Lazy River.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | November 09, 2009 at 10:14 AM
Maybe...it WAS his dog. Urp! :(
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 09, 2009 at 10:16 AM
jon, I'm scared that maybe when they found the gator, they found the dog too, iykwim.
Posted by: padraig | November 09, 2009 at 10:17 AM
And from Our Nation's Capital: Bambi in the Lion's Den. I, personally, was rooting for the lions.
Posted by: wiredog | November 09, 2009 at 10:27 AM
" Does your dug baht ? "
Posted by: Clankazoid | November 09, 2009 at 11:05 AM
I've had much the same experience reaching under the bed.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | November 09, 2009 at 11:39 AM
Here doggie doggie... *CHOMP*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 09, 2009 at 11:58 AM
i guess he doesn't call his town LOL anymore
Posted by: trustf8 | November 09, 2009 at 12:12 PM
*snork* @ Clank. (thet wahz a good wahn)
Posted by: MOTW | November 09, 2009 at 12:43 PM
LOL Clank!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 09, 2009 at 12:53 PM
Bad gator! No egret!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 09, 2009 at 01:26 PM
Egrets, he's had a few.
Posted by: NotSherly | November 09, 2009 at 06:10 PM
They just stole that photo from Playgator Magazine
Posted by: wombat | November 10, 2009 at 06:55 AM