DO YOU SOLEMNLY SWEAR...

"Yeah, I M$^)#$^#&^ do."

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Comments

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

I'm a little afraid to know who's at the other end of that mailto link.

[Diva]

judi - I think you need to pull out that @ sign because it's making the link think it's an email address.

[wiredog]

No way am I clicking on that mailto link, From work. Unless one of my cow-orkers walks away and leaves his system logged in.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Attention, Judi - bottleneck on the blog.

[Meanie the Blue]

WTF@BBQ?

[nursecindy]

Not going there!

[padraig]

Last time I sent e-mail with that subject I got in trouble.

[queensbee]

i dont think so....

[eve]

Is it still safe for work if it goes to somebody where I work? I guess it's okay if it's not HR. So here goes....

[Norweezing Guy]

Who am I sending the e-mail to?

[queensbee]

aha. another story of an a$$hat. idjit. dont give the judge the finger, dimwit...

[jon]

I'm gonna guess it's supposed to be this?

[Steve]

The trouble with this is that the guy will probably be a big hero in the jail. No way it would be legal but The Simpsons had the best solution to impulse control when they had Sideshow Bob fitted with a shock collar. It provided an instant attitude adjustment and looked like a whole lot of fun. At least for Bart.

[Jason Voorhees]

Wait! Let me get this straight.... There is violence at Crystal Lake and they arrest this wimp.... Seriously...

What does a guy have to do to get any recognition around here?????

[Cheesewiz]

Kane is clearly not able.

*rimshot*

[Hammond Rye]

Hopefully six months of conjugal visits by cellmates will leave him with a bad taste in his mouth teach this Prince Among Men a lesson.

[MOTW]

What a coward -- punching a woman in the face and then kicking her pregnant belly while she's on the ground. Then be all like a tough guy by giving the judge the finger ... sheesh.

Amen, Hammie.

[padraig]

You know who the real victim is in this? The poor public defender that gets assigned to counsel this yutz. I can almost hear the PD's head hitting the courtroom table every time his client opens his mouth.

Can the defense attorney move for his own client to be bound and gagged? Honestly, it'd be for his own good.

[Loudmouth]

Be not afraid of [your] stupidity; some are born stupid, some achieve stupidness, and others have stupidity thrust upon them.

A regular lion amongst idiots.

[dsn]

The link gets scrambled on some browsers so that it looks like a mailto. For those of you with this problem, here's the real link: http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=333485

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Just so we're clear: It's OK to flip off a cop, but it's not OK to flip off a judge.
Apparently, the First Amendment is on vacation.

[Telecomdropout]

Is it just me, or does this guy like look like Jim Carrey in that movie where he plays a cop ?

[Ralph]

"Raise your right hand... I said HAND!"

[Mercutio of Verona]

The real question is...did he raise his right hand as he flipped off the judge?

[Telecomdropout]

Oops - pulls extra "like" from post. Bet you all thought I was just talking like a Californian, didn't you ?

[pogo]

OK, the court has ruled it's OK to flip off a cop in traffic.

Go ahead. Try it and report back on what he does charge you with.

[nursecindy]

If I had been the Judge I would have requested that the baliff go over to this idiot, break off the offending finger, and then keep it for evidence for his contempt of court trial. But I would have promised to have returned it after the trial.

[pogo]

Tcom, I read that and didn't even notice it. Must be one of those days.

[Joniel]

yeah! sometimes XD

Watch Gossip girl online

[Mercutio of Verona]

Siouxie, get your machete! We've got a spammer!

[Mercutio of Verona]

Also, *SNORK* @ Loudmouth for the Shakespeare quote!

[Telecomdropout]

Thanks, pogo - I previewed and still didn't see it !

But, like since I live in L.A., I like can totally talk like that and be awesome cool.

[Siouxie]

*WHACKS* spammer with sharpened machete...gossip this!

I don't know about the rest of you butt...I believe it's time for another photo of Craig Ferguson in a kilt.

*ducks flying beer bottles*

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

I think we've posted all of the available KiltedCraig pictures. How about KiltedConnery instead?

Of course, this came up in the same image search. And I have to be fair...

[Meanie the Blue]

Just what is that gavel for, anyway?

WHACK!

[NotSherly]

You gotta love Sean Connery.

[nursecindy]

Sean Connery still looks good. Kilted or unkilted.

[monsoon]

And presumably, the heroin possession charge carries the death penalty.

[somedude]

I gotta admit, the subject of the second pic by TDPC is much more appealing in my estimation.

I do have a question on the Sir Sean photo--What is the significance of the length of the two tassels on the purse. The guards' are much longer than those of the the former Mr Bond.

[Jeff Meyerson]

It's been nine long years so if you'll indulge me:

Y.A.N.K.E.E.S.!"

[Hammond Rye]

Ahem...
Remember, remember the fifth of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot,
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

[Meanie the Blue]

*Hums along with Jeff*

Phillies are a very tough team, though. Hats off to them, too.

[Braniff]

Great Series! Even though the Yanks were up by 4 late in the game, it was still intense.
I wish they did the parade through Midtown so I could see it.

[NotSherly]

Arrrrgh!
*clenches teeth*
Congrats to your team Jeff, Meanie, Annie, etc.

[Siouxie]

Congratulations to the Spankees Yankers Yankees and their cult-like fans. The Phillies put up a great fight so YAY to them!

Annie and Eleanor must be in Yankee heaven!! So congrats to you, amigas!

[cheryl howard]

@ pogo from waaaay up there OK, the court has ruled it's OK to flip off a cop in traffic.

Go ahead. Try it and report back on what he does charge you with

A friend of mine (an officer) was recently flipped off my a young man driving a car. He cited the young man for improper signaling, as he failed to turn as indicated by the arm gesture.

[Meanie the Blue]

Very nicely done, officer friend of Cheryl!

[Mazarlarry]

Another option for the signaled officer is broken tail light. Why do you think police have those batons?

[jazzzz]

well, he WAS homeless, now gets hot meals and Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner. Warm bed.... hmmmmmm