Dave Barry's Blog

SOUTH FLORIDA WILDLIFE FOOD ITEM UPDATE

 
Cock Flavoured Soup,  Pumpkin Beef Soup

Ackees in Brine (we have no idea what this is, but it looks terrifying)

HE NEEDS THAT ROLLOVER PLAN

TAMPA, Fla. — Florida police say a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number he could dial after running out of cell phone minutes.

(Thanks to Meani the Blue)

SPEAKING OF SPIDERS

A British man has been arrested at Rio de Janeiro airport with 1000 live spiders in his luggage.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Ralph)

CSI: HOLLYWOOD

First, officers had to figure out which Spider-Man impostor was which, because they found four of them dressed as the superhero about 12:30 p.m., police said.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE KINKS

Monkey Butler and the Brain-Delving Boffins

(Thanks to DavCat)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using pelicans to deplete our nation's precious strategic supply of Bugattis.

(Thanks to Andy, nursecindy and Cynthia)

STRUMPDATE

Ridley and I had a great event for Peter and the Sword of Mercy last night at the St. Louis County Library. Thanks to all who came out, especially the inflatable pirate, who seemed to know Ridley from somewhere, not that this is any of my business.

GARDENING TIP OF THE DAY SO FAR

Gardeners at a National Trust property in Cambridgeshire are urging people to relieve themselves outdoors to help gardens grow greener.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

STAND TALL, BRITAIN

UK man breaks record for pulling bus with hair

(Thanks to Catherine)

THIS JUST IN

(Thanks to SW)

ANIMAL SEGMENT OF THE YEAR SO FAR

Beaver Urinates on Correspondent

Special Note: The guy holding the beaver is Miami Metrozoo communications director Ron Magill, who gave Walter to this blog.

(Thanks to Siouxie and SW)