Dave Barry's Blog

MOVE OVER, BRYNNE AND GEOFFREY

People here in Florida have got classy on speed dial.

(Thanks to Russell Mc)

WE'VE KNOWN SOME GUYS LIKE THIS

Often the predators did not even investigate the potential meals, presumably because the beetles fooled them into believing they were just turds.

(Thanks to jon harris, who points out that "Poo Armor" WBAGNFARB)

DO THEY HAVE TO USE THE UNDER-THE-STALL HAND SIGNALS?

(Thanks to Ivan)

BACKGROUND ON THE PAC-MAN ROOMBA GUYS

Here.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

NON-HUMOROUS POST FOR VETERANS AND THEIR FAMILIES

This is spectacularly inadequate, but: Thank you.

MAN BITES DOG

(Thanks to Leslie Dyer)

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME

Escape from shopping in a Manpod.

(Thanks to catmanmax)

AND WE'RE GUESSING MEMBERS OF BeautifulPeople.com ARE AMONG THE STUPIDEST

(Thanks to Siouxie)

STILL NO WORD ON BIG BIRD

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

CLEANLINESS MAY BE NEXT TO GODLINESS

But that doesn't means it's legal.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Siouxie)

THERE WILL BE A SLIGHT DELAY

Grizzly bear eats aeroplane in Alaska

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Ralph)

IS THAT A CUCUMBER, OR IS HE JUST HAPPY TO SEE HER?

(Thanks to Siouxie)

PEOPLE OF CHINA:

Get out now.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)