Dave Barry's Blog

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT

(Thanks to Bob)

SHE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA LICENSE

We're sure the fish do, too.

(Thanks to Cheryl Howard)

THIS JUST IN

Update: Vaguely related item here.

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown and Scott MGS)

WHO SAYS GUYS DON'T DO HOUSEWORK?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

WHY WE SUPPORT A MANDATORY 'COOLING-OFF' PERIOD FOR THE PURCHASE OF CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT

Iron Range man charged with backhoe assault

(Thanks to oneblankspace)

STAY CLASSY, GEOFFREY AND BRYNNE

Sources close to the wedding organisers said the wedding was expected to be the biggest ever hosted at the casino.

It is believed Gordon wants to be sitting in a helicopter in the middle of the ballroom when guests arrive, which will require the chopper to be dismantled so it can be carried up in the lifts.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says, "If you watch only one wedding-invitation DVD this year...")

GUY OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Unlucky buck: Deer loses head-butt with lawn ornament

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WE HAD THIS PROBLEM WITH BRUSSELS SPROUTS, BUT MOM MADE US EAT THEM ANYWAY

Woman diagnosed with fear of vegetables

(Thanks to Ralph)

FASHION UPDATE

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

WE WONDERED WHERE HE WAS

Villagers confine rare turtle, say it is God

(Thanks to Cynthia)