Dave Barry's Blog

YEEPERS

If this had happened to the Swordmobile, Disney would have had to pay a hefty seat-cleaning bill.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

A REMINDER FROM THE FIRE BRIGADE

Don't drink and cook.

(Thanks to DavCat)

Update: Also, don't go reveling in the wrong Santa costume.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

FLORIDA WILDLIFE UPDATE II

Spokesman Gary Morse said 38-year-old Joseph Cannistra was outside his Geddy Drive home about 12:30 am looking for his dog, when he thought he saw his pet lying underneath his car.

There was something underneath, but it wasn't his dog.

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Ralph)

AGRICULTURE

Somebody has to do it.

(Thanks to catmanmax, who also sends this related item from the art world)