WHEN KEBAB SAUCE IS OUTLAWED, ONLY KEBAB SALESMEN WILL HAVE KEBAB SAUCE
BERLIN (Reuters) – German police are investigating a chilli sauce to determine whether it was so spicy that it was capable of causing grievous bodily harm when used in an attack.
Police took a sample of the sauce from a kebab stand in Bremen's central train station after a kebab salesman threw it into the eyes of a customer during a fight over napkins.
(Thanks to catmanmax)
Yes, but if the vendor next to him had had any Grey Poupon, he'd have thrown that instead.
Posted by: Lairbo | October 19, 2009 at 10:06 AM
Wow. Be careful about saying, "I need eye bleach!" in public...
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 19, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Good thing he didn't ask for a moist towelette.
Posted by: Juggler Of Geese™ | October 19, 2009 at 10:19 AM
I saw Kebab Sauce Attack at the Fillmore East in '69.
/end geezer update
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 19, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Shish...
Posted by: Siouxie | October 19, 2009 at 10:25 AM
Pepper spray flavored kebob sauce. It's protection. No, it's a delicacy. No, ...
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 19, 2009 at 10:57 AM
*snicker* @ Siouxie.
Just wondering about the reason the guy wouldn't give him a napkin....
Posted by: Diva | October 19, 2009 at 10:58 AM
DUH! Now we'll need MORE napkins!
And an ambulance.
Posted by: Punkin | October 19, 2009 at 11:01 AM
They are really good, one ply paper napkins.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | October 19, 2009 at 11:06 AM
Maybe he thought the napkins were too feminine?
Posted by: bonmot | October 19, 2009 at 11:52 AM
Siouxie and the Kebab Salesman WBAGNF...look, something shiny!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 19, 2009 at 11:53 AM
Jeff, I've got my van parked outside. It's soundproof.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 19, 2009 at 12:03 PM
gmta, bon! :D
Posted by: Diva | October 19, 2009 at 12:04 PM
...you can have my kebab sause when you pry (prise) it from my cold, dead, greasy, slightly stained, very aromatic fingers.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | October 19, 2009 at 12:10 PM
Now I feel like having a kebab for lunch.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 19, 2009 at 12:16 PM
I think that Martha Stewart was sent up after a rumpus over napkins.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | October 19, 2009 at 12:21 PM
"we thought when we switched to the Nerf ® skewers ,we had taken all the danger out of kebabery..."
Posted by: insomniac | October 19, 2009 at 01:03 PM
Horace, somebody put a napkin up Martha Stewart's rumpus? I'll bet that caused quick a ruckus iykwim.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 19, 2009 at 01:21 PM
Letterman has been showing the prison riot video of Martha when she was in the big house.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | October 19, 2009 at 01:25 PM
Rock, scissors, paper... no, rockheads, kabob skewers, napkins.
Posted by: Bernard Scooper | October 19, 2009 at 09:39 PM
Any robber should expect a chili reception. But a kabob sauce reception is like a nuke man!
Posted by: R.E.Schulz | October 19, 2009 at 09:40 PM
I don't know if it merited a poke in the eye with a sharp sauce, but the customer did unnecessarily create a counter rinse urgency.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 19, 2009 at 11:16 PM
*snork* @ mtb!
Posted by: bonmot | October 20, 2009 at 10:17 AM