SEND HER TO WASHINGTON
(Thanks to Ralph)
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October 19, 2009
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Soon to be a major motion picture?
Siouxie, get your machete ready, Hollywood may be calling!
*ducks*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 19, 2009 at 09:50 AM
Clean gutters, check.
Mow lawn, check.
Get spanked at Dungeon, hmmmm....that's gonna be tight, better have the Mistress come here...
Posted by: Punkin | October 19, 2009 at 09:50 AM
"Lee will whip round in her anonymous looking van"--hee, hee!
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 19, 2009 at 09:55 AM
Wow.
Just......Wow.
Posted by: Brian | October 19, 2009 at 09:57 AM
"And most important of all, the van is completely soundproof so your neighbours will never know." But it looks like the back of the van has her company logo emblazoned on it.
Posted by: Clown Puppy | October 19, 2009 at 10:07 AM
"And most important of all, the van is completely soundproof so your neighbours will never know."
That's always a must. Guys can be such whiners and scream like little girls.
Or so I've heard.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 19, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Lady Heather she isn't.
Posted by: Juggler Of Geese™ | October 19, 2009 at 10:22 AM
But if she comes to Washington, the Senators' own hired "help" will get them to pass a law outlawing mobile sales.
Posted by: PeterM | October 19, 2009 at 10:38 AM
Is she driving a set of Wartenberg wheels?
Posted by: john | October 19, 2009 at 10:40 AM
"And most important of all, the van is completely soundproof so your neighbours will never know."
Better have heavy-duty shock absorbers too.
Posted by: padraig | October 19, 2009 at 10:52 AM
Great idea. Next mobile Rendition vans. Your neighbors will never know.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 19, 2009 at 10:53 AM
Old Army Running Song (there were several variations:
Beat me, hurt me, I need Love
Don't forget your leather glove
Bring those whips
Brings those chains
Feel the pleasure
Feel the pain.
Posted by: wiredog | October 19, 2009 at 11:04 AM
No thanks.
I'd rather have the pleasure of horsewhipping my own Congresscritters.
Preferably in public, so my "neighbours" could watch, applaud and even take a turn at the whip themselves when my arm got tired.
Posted by: Wes S. | October 19, 2009 at 11:10 AM
"If the van is rockin' . . . GET ME OUTTA HERE!!"
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves (aka Brian D.) | October 19, 2009 at 11:50 AM
And she will beat any competitor. Literally.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | October 19, 2009 at 12:15 PM
I'm just shocked this wasn't submitted (ha!) by Allen at Division. Good one wiredog.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 19, 2009 at 01:26 PM
Yea. No one I know enjoys this type of activity. Of course, I can't recall it ever coming up in casual conversation.
Of course, most of us (somewhat) willingly pay our taxes. That means there has to be some masochism in there, somewhere.
Posted by: Steve | October 19, 2009 at 01:27 PM
♫ Beat me, shape me, anyway you want me!
As long as you love me, it's all right! ♬
(Finally in the correct thread...)
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 19, 2009 at 02:17 PM
Y'all got it all wrong. What she really does is drive 45 mph in the left lane.
Posted by: bonmot | October 19, 2009 at 03:14 PM