S. CAROLINA DRIVERS: MORE FUN THAN FLORIDA DRIVERS

The search revealed a sex enhancement drug and some sex toys. According to the report, Corning told Wines he had a prescription for the medication and the other items were always in the car "just in case."

(Thanks to David Elwart)

Comments

[crossgirl]

the other items were always in the car "just in case.

so he was a boy scout, right?

[Siouxie]

In case of what?

[cheryl howard]

In less than two hours, I'm guessing he was no longer happily married either.

[Jeff Meyerson]

You've gotta love the "just in case" part.

In case his car broke down outside a motel (when he was with the 18 year old "escort")? Then he'd be up for anything (so to speak).

Gotta love those randy South Carolina politicos.

[ArcticAl]

You mean that everyone doesn't have sex enhancement drugs and sex toys in their car all the time "just in case"?

uh oh.

[Diane]

I appreciate the fact that at least the SC gent'mums are able to find trouble without alcohol being involved. Just a regular, randy old day!

[Siouxie]

Again...cindy??? he may be single very soon!

[Hammond Rye]

*Quietly moves large, sturdy case out of car*

I am shocked, shocked, to find out someone is keeping sex toys in their vehicle.

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

[Meanie the Blue]

"Earlier, Wines had witnessed the Ford Explorer that Corning was driving pull into a secluded portion of Elmwood Cemetery ..."

A grave mistake.

[CJrun]

Well, the cemetary would also explain Hammie's large, sturdy case.

[Siouxie]

*WAVES @ Hammie!!!*

hmmm how large???

*blink* *blink*

[eve]

If you have a "Just in Case" moment lasting more than four hours please contact your physician. At least he didn't claim he needed the "medication" to hike the Appalachian Trail.

[bonmot]

He knew when he started to date her,
to succeed with a Palmetto Stater,
if his winky won't work,
she'd think him a jerk.
And that's why he brought the vibrator.

So I always include a vibrator.

[bonmot]

Ignore the last line. That was from a draft.

[bonmot]

Good thing I did delete all the other drafts.

I was working on something like "but her glove box was stuck" . . . hmmmm . . . what could rhyme with "stuck" . . . .

[Hammond Rye]

* Waves @ Siouxie!!!*

[Allen at Division]

"illegal activity, i.e. sex acts and drug abuse..."

What, no rock and roll?...

[nursecindy]

Allen, in S.C. they will throw a rock at your car and then roll it if you make them mad. Does that count? Siouxie, maybe we should give Annie and Diva a chance at this one. Again, this is why I live in NORTH Carolina.

[Siouxie]

Wow Hammie!

*faints*

[MartiniShark]

Just as a personal rule I avoid getting in a car with any guy named Corning. Politicians as well, for that matter.

[bonmot]

Gives Corningware a whole new meaning, although both will get you cookin'!

[bonmot]

And, there's an app for that!

Seriously.

[bonmot]

I hate "page not found".

Maybe this'll work.

[Susan]

Makes me so proud to live in South Carolina.

And to see it was on FITSNews...why am I not surprised?

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

And no picture of the "employee of Platinum Plus Gentlemen's Club"? Shoddy reporting.

[Steve]

I don't know the "gentleman" in question. I do think it strange that the general American reaction to a story like this is, "OMG, they are having sex!"
As if none of the rest of us do?
For the record; I once had an accident where I cut into my left knee with a chain saw. In reality, I was cutting wood for the winter. When my co-workers asked how it happened, I said I was hurt during a sexual encounter.
I treasure those looks to this day, even if they doubted that account.