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He should let her go.
With this recession, I've already lost half my net wealth, and I still have my wife!
Posted by: bonmot | October 20, 2009 at 09:51 AM
"Honey, it's because I feel so safe and secure in your embrace that I never want to escape your razor wire perimeter... wait, let me start over."
Posted by: padraig | October 20, 2009 at 09:59 AM
Affectionate huh??
"Sure honey...now let me waterboard you...cuz I love you so."
Posted by: Siouxie | October 20, 2009 at 10:08 AM
I declare jihad on you, baby! A jihad of lurve.
Posted by: bonmot | October 20, 2009 at 10:14 AM
bwaahhahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.
ha.
Posted by: queensbee | October 20, 2009 at 10:22 AM
So let me see if I understand this: she's deeply offended to the point of divorce because of the name, but for a "considerable cash settlement" she'll stay married to him?
I'll take the box, Monty.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 20, 2009 at 10:30 AM
I'm a woman and even I wouldn't stay with someone that would suggest they would stay with me if I gave them a substantial cash payment. I'm thinking there is more than this breaking up this marriage.
For some reason I suddenly feel like Dear Abby.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 20, 2009 at 11:48 AM
Thanks for my earworm of the day.
"Guantana-marriage..."
Posted by: Betsy | October 20, 2009 at 11:59 AM
Calling her Gitmo would have been much more romantic...
Posted by: Allen at Division | October 20, 2009 at 12:04 PM
Obviously, she CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Posted by: bonmot | October 20, 2009 at 12:38 PM
*checks wife's cell phone*
Does anyone what "gelding" means?
Posted by: random thunking | October 20, 2009 at 12:59 PM
Allen - I'm thinking now it's Gitno.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 20, 2009 at 01:29 PM
I'm no rocket surgeon, but even I know better than to leave my cell phone where my wife can find it!
Posted by: jon | October 20, 2009 at 01:45 PM
I got off easier because my Ex's maiden name was Warden.
Posted by: MartiniShark | October 20, 2009 at 05:08 PM
She was used to Ballandchain.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | October 20, 2009 at 06:00 PM
Well you should always ketives at 'bay' shouldn't you?
Posted by: R.E.Schulz | October 20, 2009 at 07:08 PM
Well you should always keep your close relatives at 'bay', shouldn't you?
Posted by: R.E.Schulz | October 20, 2009 at 07:09 PM
Better than Bitchenstein.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 20, 2009 at 08:18 PM
Loudmouth I love it! Bitchenstein. That would also be a good name for some co-workers.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 20, 2009 at 09:27 PM
If he goes for the settlement option, he'll change her nickname to "Pricey Whoooooore"
Posted by: AlaskaMarty | October 21, 2009 at 01:49 AM
Last commenter on the Daily Telegraph page said he had "Nagopotumus" on his brides wedding reception place card.
Brave, very brave. Mere mortals salute you sir!
Posted by: Al Iterative | October 21, 2009 at 03:09 AM
The crisis!
Posted by: hypnose cd | October 22, 2009 at 06:48 AM